A Conversation for Singularly Hidden Avoidant Denizens Of the Web or S.H.A.D.O.W.
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Started conversation Jun 13, 2003
Really?They never did?I didn't think they could do that.So what happened next?
Reeeaally?They did?Did anyone complain?.......
Incog.
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Universal Granny Posted Jun 15, 2003
Well, I heard that, you know, her with the ingrowing toenail, got caught up with the crochet hook when she attempted it. I mean, it's not legal is it, especially when it involves a cucumber and two tomatos.
UG
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McKay The Disorganised Posted Jun 16, 2003
Course I blame it on You-know-who we were lowering our standards when we let them come in, with their long hair, black coats, sun-tans, bangles, shorts, tennis shoes, 'world' music, retro perculator, Apple Mac computers, pet lizards, and money.
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Dolt Posted Jun 16, 2003
...though it'd never have come to this if THEY hadn't got involved. If I wasn't so nice I'd go right on over there and give 'em a piece of my mind, mark my words I would, live and let live I say but with folks like those you sometimes wonder, not to mention whotsisface don't even get me STARTED on whotsisface, why I heard...
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Teasswill Posted Jun 16, 2003
....well you'd think they'd know better, what with him being so learned & her so refined. You can tell can't you, just by looking at them?
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Universal Granny Posted Jun 16, 2003
You wouldn't be so surprised if you could see her mother - common as muck! You can put on all the airs and graces you want, but breeding will show through. She's a gold digger....you mark my words...
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Jun 17, 2003
What?! Ten of them?Up the lamp post?Naked?Oh!Wearing policemen's helmets.What was the occasion then?No I didn't know that was his uncle.
So how much did number 39 win on the lottery?
Incog.
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Jun 19, 2003
Whoosh!There they were gone!No warning at all.I had to hide under the table.....It's always the quiet ones too.
So how is the old dear at number 88?
Incog.
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Teasswill Posted Jun 19, 2003
Strange looking chap went in the other day - in there all morning he was. Can't be too careful these days, that's what I say. You heard about her at 32?
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Universal Granny Posted Jun 19, 2003
No! What have I missed? You tell me all about it and I'll tell you about Mrs No.43, a tin of condensed milk and an aubergine.
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Jun 19, 2003
Starts to walk in
Notices sign on gate saying "No under 65's"
Does a smart about turn and leaves.
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Universal Granny Posted Jul 2, 2003
Get back here - both of you!!
I haven't told you about the aubergine yet!
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Jul 5, 2003
what about that row all last night up at 63.I just couldn't get to sleep until 3 am and then that colicky baby at 61 was screaming the place down until 4.Then 42 started hammering at 7.59 am on the dot.Some folk have no consideration.
What's that?No we weren't digging in the basement two days ago.No not us!Must have been them next door.Well must be getting on...bye!
Incog.
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Jul 14, 2003
Took the can of..... and whoosh flames everywhere...then he threw the BBQ onto the compost heap and......covered in water and mud...Then the police arrived...music...loud...well into the early....finished about 5 am I think.
Then they started all over again the next day!Must go...splitting headache.
Incog
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Gladly, the cross-eyed bear Posted Jul 18, 2003
eeee but she was alluss a poorly woman what with her feet and then 'avin' it all took away- chairs, wardrobe, everything....
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Universal Granny Posted Jul 24, 2003
Not forgetting the.... you know.... Not sure how she's going to do without that, with her thighs an' all....
UG
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Jan 11, 2004
Fancy that!When did they leave and did they say where they were going?
What was done with the sheep and camel by the way?
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Universal Granny Posted Jan 13, 2004
They put a baa-code on the sheep, and the camel left town with the hump.
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- 1: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Jun 13, 2003)
- 2: Universal Granny (Jun 15, 2003)
- 3: McKay The Disorganised (Jun 16, 2003)
- 4: Dolt (Jun 16, 2003)
- 5: Teasswill (Jun 16, 2003)
- 6: Universal Granny (Jun 16, 2003)
- 7: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Jun 17, 2003)
- 8: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Jun 19, 2003)
- 9: Teasswill (Jun 19, 2003)
- 10: Universal Granny (Jun 19, 2003)
- 11: IctoanAWEWawi (Jun 19, 2003)
- 12: Dolt (Jun 19, 2003)
- 13: Universal Granny (Jul 2, 2003)
- 14: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Jul 5, 2003)
- 15: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Jul 14, 2003)
- 16: Universal Granny (Jul 14, 2003)
- 17: Gladly, the cross-eyed bear (Jul 18, 2003)
- 18: Universal Granny (Jul 24, 2003)
- 19: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Jan 11, 2004)
- 20: Universal Granny (Jan 13, 2004)
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