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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Started conversation Mar 2, 2003
Right I'd forgotton this place existed.Must do something about the dust and cobwebs.
Have to say I can't see anything interesting to read in here.Perhaps fellow members can make up a suggestion list for some new books?
Incog.
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Mar 4, 2003
What, like statues of him lining the walls?
Can we have the Harley Davidson guide to identifying and cooking roadkill on the engine of your bike? A real must have that one 
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McKay The Disorganised Posted Mar 16, 2003
"The hell that was photographing the 2004 H2G2 ladies in chocolate calender", by Dr E Vibenstein.
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Mar 16, 2003
Teaswill, is that RL Shadow Puppets or Shadow Puppets in net slang?
McKay, YOu mean that book isn;t banned yet? Put me down for a copy too 
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Teasswill Posted Mar 16, 2003
RL shadow puppets - you know, rabbits on the wall, that sort of thing.
Please enlighten this ignoramus, what are shadow puppets in net slang?
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Mar 19, 2003
Well nothing to read in here.I shall pop up to the attic and see if the ubiquitous box of books is there.Hmm that alliterates very nicely!
Incog.
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McKay The Disorganised Posted Apr 4, 2003
I glad we got in this tattooed chorous girl - I'm looking forward to the sequel. 
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Jun 19, 2003
Incog peers round door and checks no one else is in here.
Now to remove all books pertaining to incendiary devices and how to make them.I'll take them down the charity shop.
Incog.
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McKay The Disorganised Posted Jun 21, 2003
Fair enough, I'll be hiding under the table if you need anything.
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Aug 16, 2003
Hmmm!I wonder what all these tiny holes are?I hope we don't have woodworm.Or bookworms!
Now where shall I place these books I've err...acquired?
I wonder where our librarian is?Oh of course it's out of library hours on a Saturday afternoon.
I wish I understood why on a Saturday PM the library closes.After all it's a good day for all those who work 9-5 Mon-Fri to use their local ammenities but for some unaccountable reasoning they close for 1 and half days of the weekend.
So a novel idea(I make no excuses for the pun) would be to close 2 days during the week and open over the entire weekend.Oh whats that?They already close the equivilant of 2 days during the week.
Does that include the hour they close for lunch?
Honestly trying to remember what days and which hours of which days the local library is open makes my 
Incog
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Teasswill Posted Aug 16, 2003
I wish they'd open earlier in the mornings! My library has an automated telephone renewal system which is great as I often haven't finished all my books by the time they're due back. I can even renew them after the library has shut & not get fined.
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Universal Granny Posted Aug 28, 2003
Anyone seen my copy of "Grannying for Beginners?" I left it here four-and-a-half years ago and I want to swap it for "Primary School - Helping Granny get to Grips"". (Doesn't time fly!)
No? Perhaps it's in one of those boxes in the Cupboard-under-the-Stairs. I'll go and look.
There's 
and 
in the kitchen if anyone wants to help themselves.
Take care 
Universal Granny
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Universal Granny Posted Aug 28, 2003
According to my rising-five granddaughter, she is going to tell me EVERYTHING - EVERY DAY about what she is doing at school when she starts in September, and wants to play teacher/pupils when she comes home - no guesses for who will be playing what!
I have been told that I must sit still, listen to what she says, and not to forget to ask if I need the loo! Hmmm! Echoes of her mother in there somewhere!
Still not found the book though. Did you have enough and ? Help yourself 
Take care Universal Granny
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Aug 28, 2003
Incog.
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- 1: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Mar 2, 2003)
- 2: Teasswill (Mar 2, 2003)
- 3: IctoanAWEWawi (Mar 4, 2003)
- 4: Teasswill (Mar 4, 2003)
- 5: McKay The Disorganised (Mar 16, 2003)
- 6: IctoanAWEWawi (Mar 16, 2003)
- 7: Teasswill (Mar 16, 2003)
- 8: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Mar 19, 2003)
- 9: McKay The Disorganised (Apr 4, 2003)
- 10: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Jun 19, 2003)
- 11: Teasswill (Jun 19, 2003)
- 12: McKay The Disorganised (Jun 19, 2003)
- 13: Teasswill (Jun 20, 2003)
- 14: McKay The Disorganised (Jun 21, 2003)
- 15: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Aug 16, 2003)
- 16: Teasswill (Aug 16, 2003)
- 17: Universal Granny (Aug 28, 2003)
- 18: Teasswill (Aug 28, 2003)
- 19: Universal Granny (Aug 28, 2003)
- 20: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Aug 28, 2003)
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