h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

. Haven't we got a mantlepiece we can put Herbert on for now?

Just ignore me repeating myself (everyone else does) - I thought my first posting didn't go on. I'm a newbie in case you hadn't noticed.

Oh, did someone say something? Perhaps you could supply a table?

*Vicki drags in plant stand*

Hows this? Herbert can have pride of place in the corner over there!!

*Drags in large table* Nice plant stand, it suits him. Here's somewhere to put the .

Ok, 3rd attempt at this post, now without ranting or getting on my soapbox. Christmas. It's fine for kids but everyone else.....(there I go again).

Icky

Why is the Herbert standing in the cvorner with a dunce cap on?

Icky!!!!!!

How could you say Herbert was a dunce?

Look at him. He's all sad now....

Hi VV!

Well *I* didn;t put the big pointy hat with a 'D' on it on him! I thought someone had passed a motion in my absence or something.

Can we have a chandelier? Please?

But you only want one so you can swing off it in your Spiderman suite.


*walks over the Herbert and takes pointy hat off*

I will be having strong words with whoever did that you OUR mascot!!

How'd you know about the spider man outfit? Actually, the chandelier is more for the Erol Flynn outfit Nothing like buckling your swash

*sees vv is off looking for culprits, makes some paper eyes and mouth and sticks them to Herberts spines to make a cactus man *

*sneaks off giggling*

I'll get you back for that Icky!!!!!


*removes silly disguise from Herbert and plots her revenge*

ORDER!ORDER! This is the committee room. If you want to play go to the games room which is.....Well you'll find it I'm sure.
Now leave the OFFICIAL S.H.A.D.O.W. mascot alone Ictoan.

Now order is restored please continue with some suggestions for decorating the HQ.

I also haven't heard any yays or nays for a knees up.We need to set a date so as not to clash with anyone members other social committments.
I was hoping that we could be very clever and actually manage an interactive do.This would mean us all being online at the same time.

Incog,Chairthingy.

*sulks in corner*

Hmm, these corners aren;t very good for sulking in. Can we have a nice dingy corner to sulk in when the world is being horrible to us / everyone is ignoring us? Nice comfy chair in it too.

yea, yea, yea, nay, yea, nay, nay, nay, nay

There's some yea's and nay's for you Incog Chairthingy, feel free to distribute as you see fit

We need some of those HUGE armchairs with broken springs - that you sit in and just disappear, and you can't get out of them without waving your legs in the air.

What about Monday night before Christmas for the bash ?

I'd like striped wallpaper cos its easier to hang (except for the corners - but they're all dark and dank for Ictoan anyway) and a footrail on the bar, and a polar bear rug in front of the fire, and pikes and halbards on the walls, and a jelly bean machine, and a window way up in the wall for The Count to fly in and out, and - why is that cactus looking at me like that ?

That corner's going to get quite crowded with this lot around.

I can make that evening.
Can we all have a corner to skulk in?

Hang on, is that the Monday before Christmas as in the 23rd? I'll likely be at home on a crappy (and expensive) dial-up connection ... and I won't even have my own computer there

Still, it may be possible... if slow. We'll have to see. And the way S.H.A.D.O.W. H.Q. is growing there should be plenty of corners for us all to sulk in... what a great party that'd make!

Who mentioned a party?

God it's getting very busy round here isn't it......

.......I think I'll check on Herbert...


He doesn't look very well.

I did warn you that a mascot would be a lot of work!!!But of course no one pays me any attention!!!As usual!!!


Incog,Chairthingy.

I think it might be the fact that someone has put in his pot!!