h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have used shampoo Y once, and shampoo Z once - though I prefered shampoo Y. This was quite useful when it became an elephant. Shampoo Y has become an elephant 3 times in a row now, and I really hope it becomes it for a 4th time. There are several reasons for this, even though its not a fantastic shampoo - its a bit rubbish really - but its the only one that really that gets to look anything remotely like an elephant - though it doesn't do the walk quite right.

See I'm quite worried that if shampoo X becomes an elephant, then it may look at first more like an elephant, it's going to smell (well worse than the current shampoo/Y elephant). And you won't notice the smell until its too late.

Shampoo Z used to be better, but it actually now seems to contain a rather stale tea, rather than actual shampoo - still it might be better than Shampoo X - because at least while I'm washing my hair I might be able to drink some of it - and I don't mind tea. But frankly it's unlikely to become an elephant, and even if it did I don't think I'd like an elephant without any legs (well one leg maybe).

See last time Shampoo X became an elephant, it ran through peoples living rooms - though only the living rooms of people who have to clean it... it quite liked the living rooms of those who fed it so didn't go through their living rooms. Shampoo Y does occasionally run through random living rooms - but it doesn't seem to mean it, it just does things a bit rubbish at times.

All in all I'd be quite happy to let shampoo Y stay as an elephant. I just have a horrible feeling that X might be the next to do it.

*Collapese into a confused heap and starts gibbering*

yeh! I know the feeling

Shave your head. It works for me.

A prize for whoever can figure out what I'm talking about - or not talking about as the case may be

I just want the prize........ who gives a monkey about what your on about...................