h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dear Dr. Munchkin
So sorry I did not try and tidy up this morning. I got such a fright when I saw all those horrid faces looking at me that I bolted right out of the door. I do hope that the damage was not excessive and that the alchohol in both the tent and Pandora was not too low/high!. Did you know that Tocatto won the cake competition!. Greetings AR1

Oh dear Pandaro,
You have made my weekend!. I loved your entry - thank you so much for coming to the Harvest Festival and brightening up all our lives. It is through the Beer Tent at the Harvest Festival that I have met you and I think you are quite fascinating!!. What a life - and what a laissez-faire philosophy!. Sorry about your poor old Dad but I wonder how much he had to do with the floods in your cabin.!! Probably quite a lot!.
I hope that you are not feeling too headachey after the weekend, but I am sure that you enjoyed it. I look forward to hearing from you and will keep in touch. Very sincere greetings. and a big AR1
Sorry you weren't the Queen Mum!

*wanders in, carefully stepping over bodies*

what a mess. Could I swipe a few glasses, I have this and I'd liketo share it about.

anyone?

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Hey, waddo I win for beating myself at the beer drinking contest?

You win another beating!



Hahahahahahaha!

B

Master B, you are taking your life into your hands there...



*Helps Munchkin straighten up the tent.*

Not a problem about the mess AR1, I volunteered to run this place, so I suppose I ought to do something. Oh, and here are some for that
*Starts to sweep up and right the chairs*

*stumbles in after a weekend of drunken debauchery*

...mmmm....you lot sure did make a mess!

*re-arranges dishevelled hair, straightens skirts and starts collecting the

*An arm reached reflexively out and grabs L. by the wrist .....*




Hang on a mo.!!! That is mine! Please may I have a refill of ?

*Sweeps up and washes out all the empty *

Whew! What a smell! I wonder why it still is so rank in here after we've cleaned??? Hamish hasn't been in here, has he?

*grumbles at the hold on the wrist*

yes of course you can havea refill.....if you have the cash.......

*looks distastefully around at all the inebrebiated souls.....picks a way through all the prostate bodies back to the bar*

Someone lost his prostate?!?! Oh my hell! Bet he didn't feel a thing...if he was here...Always a silver lining!

POOF...*turns Master B into a tuit...*

AR1, I hardly know what to say. May I just congratulate you on your impecable taste in people?

...*kicks over a table and chairs just to see if anyone will TRY to do anything about it...*

*This prostrate (not prostate) life-form cannot quite grasp the alien "cash" concept, so lies supine, hoping someone will pour a free down his throat.*

Just beacuse you're such a good piano player...

I'll buy him one. And me. , please.

...*rolls a keg of beer over to Kes...knocks the tap in...*VIP, I know you mean well an' all...but one lil' beer just won't do for our master of the key!

*Rolls over to lie beneath tap*

...*ties a bib onto Kes to keep his shirt tidey...just hate when M-rae has to pound shirts on a rock for him...places a funnel in Kes' mouth...* Wouldn't want ya' ta' miss any!
...*sits on table with her beer...*

Well, it was worth a try. I didn't realise I was with the alcoholics here

You're not! It's jusss that Kes an' I have sorta' the same philosophy 'bout beer an' stuff. If you spill it, or leave it go flat...Now THAT'S what 'WE' call alcohol abuse!