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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Started conversation May 21, 1999
superpowers are always ultimately used for good. Perhaps the cockroaches will find a way to turn back time and bring the refridgerators back.
Refridgerators are such lovely places to hide under. Their natural habitat (cereal boxes) will also have to be ressurrected, and therefore, all cocky
energies will be devoted to the reconstruction of Kellogg's
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Researcher 40032 Posted May 22, 1999
you forget that the super power community always divides into the good and evil!!! so it is our duty to survive and help the good ones win!!! (but then again not being able to tell one roach from another we would probably start killing both sides...).
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Yoopi Posted May 25, 1999
As far as I know (from cartoons etc.), good superpowered creatures are usually bright-coloured, while the evil ones are dark and twisted.
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted May 25, 1999
I thought all cockroaches were dark and twisted. Especially after I stamped on them.
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kanu Posted Jun 4, 1999
How come nature can throw up a super cockroach that can withstand an atomic explosion but not the heel of a DM boot? And why are super heroes unaffected by laser cannons, bombs and tanks but one punch and they go down like Monica Lewinsky.
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Jun 4, 1999
Not necessarily true. There was an episode of TNAO Superman, where Lex comes up with a bullet made of kryptonite. That hurt him. Which superheroes go down after one punch, anyway?
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted Jun 5, 1999
And what kind of superhero drinks punch? Not a very awe-inspiring drink is it?
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kanu Posted Jun 9, 1999
Well it depends wahat sort of super hero you are. If youve ever watched the Fantastic Four, Spiderman, X-men or Spiderman then you'd see that one punch (fist or drink) and the're anyones (except Wolverine the meanest super hero of all time)
Wolverine? - Definitely!
Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Jun 9, 1999
He's my fave X-Man. I don't know what it is about him, but he's just so cool.
Does the way you've put Spiderman twice mean he's doubly susceptible to punches?
Wolverine? - Definitely!
Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted Jun 10, 1999
Or he can drink two punches at once? Peter Parker- party ANIMAL!
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Vestboy Posted Jul 13, 1999
Bright? Batman is a little dark in the clothing department isn't he. Though I must admit I tend to wear white as my preferred colouring for my superhero outfit (it was the only colour available for vests and pants when I started out)
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- 1: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (May 21, 1999)
- 2: Researcher 40032 (May 22, 1999)
- 3: Yoopi (May 25, 1999)
- 4: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (May 25, 1999)
- 5: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (May 27, 1999)
- 6: kanu (Jun 4, 1999)
- 7: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Jun 4, 1999)
- 8: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Jun 5, 1999)
- 9: kanu (Jun 9, 1999)
- 10: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Jun 9, 1999)
- 11: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Jun 10, 1999)
- 12: Vestboy (Jul 13, 1999)
- 13: Bigfoot (Jan 31, 2000)
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