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This is a relatively simple drink, and if you're very lucky you'll find somewhere that'll serve it. Simply put 5 shots of Bols Blue in a pint glass, add a double vodka, and top up to a pint with Lemonade.

Its main advantage is that, despite containing 7 shots, it doesn't taste at all alcoholic - if anything, it tastes like Blueberry Soda. If you're really cruel, you can slip it on some poor innocent teetotaller and watch them fall over.

Its other advantage is that, while it gets you drunk, it gets you very very silly and doesn't make you want to hurl. At least, that's the effect it has on me.

Hummmm....

this is almost identical to a blue geez.

2 shots of blue bols
2 shots of vodka
orange
fill to top of pint with lemonade

I intend to sue your ass off for what your drink recipe has done to my (former) girlfriend.