h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

1 1/2 SHOTS OF EVERCLEAR
1 SHOT OF BLUE BARRY BRANDY
1SHOT OF SOUTHERN COMFORT
1SHOT OF JACK DANIALS
1SHOT OF TEQUILA
1SHOT OF PEACH SCHNAPPS
1SHOT OF PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS
1SHOT OF RUM 180 PROOF
1SHOT OF 180 PROOF VODKA PREFERABLY RUSSIAN
1 SHOT OF BAILEY'S IRISH CREAM

To serve: Sit in chair with head tilted bach and mouth open. Have "trusted" friend pour shots in mouth then fill mouth with whipping
cream sit up and swallow.

Not for the faint hearted and not recomended to have more than 1 per night because you will feel like a thousand sledge hammers are
beating your head in the morning.

Discaimer I am not responsible for your actions if you drink this . I have and after 3 I didnt remember anything for a day. Enjoy and
have fun. DO NOT PLAN ON LEAVING OR DRIVING AFTER THIS DRINK PARTY RESPONSIBLY.

I tried something like this so-called Armageddon on a friend of mine. I'll admit that the ingredients were somewhat different and that we were a bit heavy on the malibu, but fantastic results can be achieved in the "redecorating your friend's shirt" area, in just a few minutes. If I get hold of a scanner, you'll all be able to see the wonderful end product of said debauchery.