h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Enters room blinking
Puts bag on the floor and switches on light.
In the room is a bed, a table, and a chest of drawers.
Takes out toy cat and bar and sits on bed, scoffing it.
Falls to sleep instantly.

Whos there
Mumbles, waking up...
Puts on dressing gown from case and opens door.
Hello...

Hi Wembra!

I brought you this welcome . I hope you'll like your stay here.

Thanks Hati.
I think I'm going to get dressed now and go and explore.
Where should I start

Well, there's the livingroom, with fire in the fireplace and all...

I'll head over there then.
Thanks
*Takes the chocolate cake* and heads off...

Returns to bedroom and hangs bag on hook.
Unpacks suitcase and places toys on bed.
Jumps in and reads book for a while before *yawn* drifting off.

Is woken up by the sound of clanging downstairs.
Wonders if Hati is still up.

Gets out of bed and brushes hair.
Puts on shoes and ventures downstairs due to hunger pangs.

Gets back and removes suitcase from behind door, out comes a mixture of jeans, jackets, skirts and leggings. All these end up in the wardrobe and also, there is a huge pile of wooden planks at the bottom.
Ideas flash through head...

Goes back to sleep again.
Starts mumbling about a cat called Tibby

Wakes up.
*Gaping yawn*
Gets dressed in jeans and a jacket *which takes a long time*
Goes down to living room to see if anyone is about...

Hmmm - no answer. Wembra must have gone down or out.

*Leaves a cuddly white toy cat outside the door as a wellcome present*.

Should I have brought one of my mother's kittens? Nah, I don't think live kittens like cyberspace.

*Goes down to livingroom*

Finds kitten by door Picks up and puts it next to Tide the whale on bed

Grabs book and to livingroom

Gets to door and puts the 1st warriorcat book outside, Into the Wild.
Hopes she will like it.

Pins up note which reads

If you don't like it call me

Wembra

Returns back and takes note and book inside.
Tartaronne can get it next time.

Takes nails and hammer in and creates a terrible banging noise.

After a while, three shelves are on the wall.
Leaning against the wardrobe, it moves slightly and there is a door behind it.

There is a bed and a table and wardrobe aswell. Also a rug, which ends up on the floor of the other room.

I can have a roomate now

Puts book out again...
Thinks that impatience is such a burden...
Puts new clothes in wardrobe and C.D.s and books on shelf.
Takes hammer and leaves paint in the corner.
Grabs Cloudstripe to

Returns and paints the walls blue and the shelves brown.

- I love blue walls.

*Takes up book.* Into the Wild...

I've looked at one of the Warrior sites - a bit scary

I must show it to my 10 year old castrated cat, Lucky. He's a good mice hunter - but not a warrior. No wounds so far...

Oh, well a warriorcat isn't all about wounds and fighting.
It's about loyalty too