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Arch Angel Posted Jul 19, 1999
How exactly would one plant such vegitation?
This is not just an idile question, I actually have a 8ft tall man eating plant with the killer instinct of a Microsoft lawyer and the looks of a distant member of the Royal family and I'm currently too scared to venture into my living room.
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DikMik Posted Jul 24, 1999
So this 8ft tall man is a vegetarian then. Eats plants eh!
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 24, 1999
That's because we're the best in the businezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Anyone seen "The Fly"????
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 12, 1999
Scifibloke (U43536) is convinced that Trees are stalking him. Can this be true, and if so, what can he do about it???
Are there more to vegetables than meets the eye?
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Ravne Posted Sep 14, 2000
Seeing as how vft die almost instantaneously upon receiving normal food has anyone tried givng thm drugs or the like to... encourage growth? Seeing as how homo sapiens react oddly to them vft should love you for it, either that or grow to the size of a small refigerator and bite your leg off, either way keep me informed if you do. Mine died by a bad case of grasshoperitis.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Sep 14, 2000
I did once come downstairs in the night to find all my flytraps sitting round playing poker and smoking something which smelt funny.
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Ravne Posted Sep 15, 2000
it might be a good idea to keep some jasmine incense onhand if they do it again...
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Sep 18, 2000
I tried once, but they complained.
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 18, 2000
Perhaps cameras get in the way of photo-synthesis. 
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Sep 20, 2000
Possibly. I suppose I should try and find out which angle they prefer.
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