h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sure...I'll just lie down on the floor here - HEY!! Get your foot out of my face!! Now, if you squeeze in beside...uh-oh! What's Rover doing? Ughhhhhhh....could someone get him off me? Please? He seems to be tying to, no, he IS going to eat my ear...!? HELP ME!!





Please?

*continues to look on at the sight wondering when someone is going to notice that the excessive bulging at the seams of the car are beginning to form rather large and unsightly gaps*
the wallflower

Monsy: Glad to see you have made it. I know it's a bit of a squeeze, but you get that when you go on a long trip. If you want I could strap you to the top of the car, you will get a lot of fresh air and won't have too much of a problem with travel sickness.

Kasamhor: If you can find a way for us to get moving, then sure.

Cafram: Stop playing with Rover, you know what he gets like when he gets excited.

So are we all going to just sit here and admire the stimulating scenery.....or are we going to get this *show on the road*??

IT's already on the road, just that we are out of petrol. :-
Hnag on, what's this, AH!!! it's duel fuel. This also runs on LPG. Cool.

Right, everyone in. We are on the move again. Not sure where we are going.

Can we go to the circus? Or the beach? Or the snow?

Please?!!

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

*suddenly finds herself strapped to the roof of the car like someones luggage*...."ermmmmm,are you sure this is safe??...."what am i saying??!!,of course it is...this thing is never going to get up enough speed to cause me any harm"
the wallflower

*after getting the car to 50Kms/hr Garibaldi slams on the brake*

Right Cafram, OUT!!!!! You can go swap with Monsy.

Hmm... I need a coffee to calm my nerves. Everyone look out for a place to get a cuppa from.

hmmm, I have just had a thought which could be quite important.

Where are we going???

*appears on the roof*

weh-hey!! This is fun!!

I can see my house from heeeeeeeeeeerrrreeeeee!!

*suddenly finds herself transported from the roof of the car to the inside of the car*..."my but it is a bit cramped in here now isn't it??, what is that i just sat on??!!".........

oooh, sorry, I seem to have left my head behind.

Could you pass it up please?

*pulls head out from under her and tosses it out the window towards the roof*..."ahh! that is much better , now, where is it we are going exactly???, i mean we can't just be driving around aimlessly now can we???, there has to be a destination in mind.....
monsy

in mind? pah!! where'd you get that crazy idea from?!

*twitches cute bunny nose*

*attempts to look on the bright side*...."well, at least if we don't know where we are going we can't get lost on our way there
monsy

I thought we go for a nice drive to the beach, but not any beach, I thought about Monkey Mia where the dolphins come up and play in the shallow water.

*starts singing*
everybody going surfing...surfing USA....no! wait!! Monkey Mia is in WA! That's not USA!! I was wrong (imagine that!)

ermmmmm....i almost hate to ask this as it seems i am permanently wedged in the back seat and unable to escape but......doesn't this trip require us to travel over water to get there????
the wallflower

Depends, if I travel eastwards from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, I would have to travel over (more like under) water. However we are going westwards, which means I can follow the road.

However, just watch out for akngaroos when we are on the open road. Don't want to hit one while out in the bush