h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, have you ever been in a car for at least 6 hours, be it with the kids, or heaven forbid your parents. Well, pile into my car, as we take a journey around the world.

Please belt up, oh and put on your seat belts too.

here i am belted and belted. who else is coming i wonder? any thought s mr. garabaldi? oh and i love this color!! this car is a beauty!

Oh, I think maybe Shazz, Fenchurch, Looneytunes (if he isn't writing next weeks stars).

Oh, this is a great car. Got it from Garibaldi's Used Cars "Where we know what a bomb you're driving"

well bomb or not it's a great car. and my you are a jack-of-all trades aren't you mr.garabaldi. car lots and airlines and lord next thing you'll own the yankees!!

*smiles* Well, I think I better go check the car, and make sure all of our passengers are ready for the trip. Oh, and I hope we don't forget Rover

packing his treats as we speak!

Ooooh...can I come too?

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? (thank God for cut and paste!)

*gags cafram* of course you can come along!!!

Ooo, ooo, ooo, me too, me too. But, can I sit in the front. I don't like sitting in the back, it's always too cram......hey, neat motor. Yeah! Can I go in the back please. It's much better than the front. Wowww, you could fit a HORSE in there! By the way, I've got the song sheets.

mm mmmm hmmmm grrmmmm gmmmm hmmmm mmmgrgrgmmmmm !

hop in the back jim, right there next to cafram. mind you leave the gag a bit longer til he learns to behave! sorry cafram but it needs to be done!!

I can't find Rover!!!! Where the heck is Rover. Right we are not going anywhere until we find Rover.

Oh, thanks Mrs. Slartibartfast for gagging Cram. Oh Jim, you're more than welcomed to come along.

I've brought my collection of Country and Western tapes. I hope you will all sing along later.

where did i leave rover? oh and mr. garabaldi, did i ever tell you that i do a mean rendition of " the devil went down to georgia "??? this is going to be a lovely trip!! i can just feel it!

Hmmm, I wonder where Fenchurch and Shazz are. They are normally around when you need them, but I guess they forgot about the trip. Maybe we should get in contact with them, if only I knew their numbers.

Actually, I hope they know where Rover is.

Yeah this is going to be a great trip, I hope it's better than that plane trip I heard about.

well, at least we'll be on the ground. better odds i say.

mmmm hmm grmmm grrrrrr hmmgrrrmmm hhhhhuuggug grmmm!!

ok cafram. i am going to un-gag you now. but you'd better behave or i'll pop you in the trunk! do you hear me young man? * un-gagging cafram *

*screaming*

I AM A SHE!!! DON'T YOU CALL ME "YOUNG MAN"!!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........

well that's no way for a young lady to talk to her elders!!!!! one more outburst like that and i shall be forced to put that gag back on! i mean it!! (p.s. sorry bout the gender mixup lol)

You will be!!

Just because you have to go and write 'mrs' in front of your name so no one gets you confused for the opposite sex....jeez!