h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My watch must be stuck. It was beer o'clock at 16:00, it's still beer o'clock.

I can't think of anything interesting to right. I just came back to work to get my bag. I logged on to hootoo for the hell of it. Typing is such a joy and I'm sure I'll enjoy reading this when sober. Still I've answered Master B's cheese riddle - it's the 10 pints consumed per 100g of cheddar that makes the difference.

You will believe how many rewrites I've had for this post. The delete key is almost worn out.

Liam.

Tonight's conclusions.

1) Michelob tastes better than rolling rock
2) Michelob may be owned by South African Breweries, also owners of Budweiser (the all american beer my ar*e).
3) Rolling rock tastes of urine
4) Vodka is nice.
5) Lorna is nicer.
6) Hootoo takes on a new perspective this drunk
7) There's no one around so I'm replying to my own messages
8) I can't be that drunk, I answered a technical query.
9) f**k knows.

Liam.

Oh isn't it?

Theres 96 researchers online according to the Who's Online page.

But only a few appear to be doing anything.


Geggs

Whatie whatie what? Where is everybody?!

Liam.

Dunno.

Maybe they're all more drunk than you.


Geggs

I expect so, the lucky buggers. Sobriety is creaping up on me, things are making sense.

Geggs, leave me a message, I'll get back to you.

Liam, going home.

Of course, when you wake up tomorrow morning, you'll remember none of this.

Good job this thread is here to remind you what you did then, isn't it?

Oh, and F19585?thread=295050&post=3745046#p3744942 as well.


Geggs

**tracks the 'Liam being pissed threads'**

**looks at watch**

My word, this man's a bit of a lightweight, isn't he? I'm 2 1/2 bottles of wine down and I can still type coherently.

B

Ah, it was a leaving do. By that point I was a bottle and a half of champagne down, 7-8 beers and humtyflumptyhump* whiskies through the evening.

Ah, the Lisa Marie thing.

*Insert correct number here - bar tab was paid by large investment bank.

Liam.

Ah - humptyflumptyhump - a nice little distillery in the Shetlands, that.

B

*Would like it if, at least once in his life, he could experience having his bar tab paid.*

**Would like if, for once in his life, he could get creditn at a bar**

B

*Doesn't even bother trying to get credit, although he does get cheap drinks*

**Would like it if, for once in his life, he could get cheap drinks**

B

If I had to pay the tab - I wouldn't be drinking there.

Still a good half-night out at someone else's expense.

Liam.