h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15535717

Question shortlist:

1. Are you satisfied with life? No
2. Are you satisfied with your husband, wife or partner? I don't have one, thank you for not asking
3. How satisfied are you with your mental and physical health? I'm currently in agony thanks to a bad back
4. Are you happy in your job? Are you having a laugh?
5. Do you feel involved in your neighbourhood? Certainly not
6. Are you happy with your personal income? See question 4
7. Are you satisfied with your education? No, it failed me completely
8. Data on how many voted and trust in Parliament will also be measured. Er, that's not a question
9. Statistics on the economy will also be included. Nor is that
10. As will environmental factors, including greenhouse gas emissions and air pollutants. What part of 'that's not a question' don't you understand?

I don't mean that sarcastically either.

An ill wind today has put me in a foul mood all day.

Here's my answers:

1. No
2. Yes.
3. Mental health - fine. Physical health - disabled due to MS and trochanteric bursitis (that's bad hips to everybody else).
4. Unemployed, and therefore unemployable, because disabled.
5. No.
6. No. I get Disabled Living Allowance, but that's it.
7. Which bit? School was OK, after that it went downhill. My most recent qualifications I've paid for myself. Bless the Open University.
8 - 10. What he said.

1. Are you satisfied with life? No
2. Are you satisfied with your husband, wife or partner? I don't have one, thank you for not asking
3. How satisfied are you with your mental and physical health? Physical health passable. Mental health sketchy
4. Are you happy in your job? No job
5. Do you feel involved in your neighbourhood? Slightly
6. Are you happy with your personal income? No
7. Are you satisfied with your education? No