h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am considering voting for Sarah Carr as the next MP for Hereford constituency because she's young and quite attractive. At least by MP standards.

http://sarahcarr.org.uk/images/sites/84.234.17.197-452e7113e7cad3.87884209/static/20.jpeg

Whaddaya mean, 'real issues'?

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Seems as reasonable a mode to make the choice as any. Locally from past history if I decide to vote for someone based on 'what they say', history determines that 100% of the time they'll do the exact opposite anyhow and vote in the total opposite of the way they said they would on any issue

Wrong? Quite possibly. Understandable? Definitely.

It might be an idea to find out what policies she actually has so that you can pretend to support them in company less shallow than us lot.

I feel we need to see the other candidates before we can make this decision.

Let me just highlight this bit.

>At least by MP standards.<

Wow things must be ropey down your end Mu B

Oh, I suppose Megan Fox is the residing member for Caerphilly, is she?

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I suggest you move to Corby, where they have Louise Bagshaw as PPC

I think it speaks volumes for the dignity and decorum of h2g2 that nobody has mentioned female porn directors running as candidates:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/8563214.stm

Until now that is. Damn. Sorry...

http://herefordlibdems.org.uk/news/000258/sarah_carr_speaks_out_on_budget_and_cider_duty_rise.html

Hey, she could look like Anne Widdecombe and I'd vote for her now. Or John Prescott, come to think of it.

You have to realise that cider is a major political issue in Herefordshire. Our previous MP did virtually nothing in Parliament other than instigate the cross-party cider appreciation group.

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