h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have decided that I'm going to be depressed

My reasons are five fold and are listed below


1) Some nutcase with a broken bottle tried to slash my throat for no apparent reason, luckly because of my brother Ryan/Tuc he only managed to get my face, which is now scared.

2)Just a few months after that I lost my brother to another nutter who decided to shoot out at a round-a-bout, speeding and without looking and knock him off his bike killing him.

3)The person I love is gravely ill in hospital with cancer

4)Some nutcase lorry driver decided to mow me down on my bike, I had a lucky escape, mainly due to my own fast thinking and a little devine intervention. Not happy with that after I had been stitched up I almost bled to death, my mortality shoved in my face twice in one day. Woohoo

5)My dog died, well she's not really mine she was Ryan's/Tuc's and was really my last connection with him so she was much more than "just a dog"

This being the case as you can see I am very ill, so therefore I cannot be held responsible for any of my actions.

hello

Hmm, I suppose I could share some of my with you

I'm ok TB, just haveing a rant/ semi moment fo clarity but I won't say no to chocolate

You know where I am if you want to let off

Never say no to

I'm ok floh



and what are you all doing reading this anyway it quite clearly states do not read

Read? What? I just came her to a little bit.

Oh,

Oh, can I join in too? I can think of a thousand reasons to be depressed I would list them, but I wouldnt want to inflict that on others If I'm depressed I cannot be held responsible for my actions either, ooohh

of course you can join charlie feel free

*gets incredibly depressed and grumpy and blames everyone for everythign and yells and rants*

and no-ne can blame me for that, I'm depressed

*grins, sits back in his chair and folds his arms*


ahh you see


I just love it no responsiblity for anything, that we say fantastic

what I need now is a cigar

Hmmmm *resists having a cig* *resists* *resists*





*quickly drinks a glass of water and continues resisting*

*blinks*


you don't need to resist


it won't be you smoking it'll be your depression

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Thats a good enough excuse ok *fishes out a cigarette and lights it up*

I saw that Mr H!

however I can't really criticise as I had one about 10 mins ago