h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*dances round*


you should know I'm on a sugar high


*dances*


Because I worked my way through a packet, yes a packet of ginger buscuits


*dances*


and I'm dancing to work off the calories otherwise they'll go straight to my hips *flutters his eyelashes*


*dances*


ooohhhhhhhh If I weren't so worried about slobbing on the weight I'd do this every day it feels so gooooooood

I fully believe the bit about doing that every day.

you should have a go at it, it's great

Ginger nuts

I would have to exercise, even more.

*dances round handing out the ginger nuts*

Oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

More Ginger Nuts

you know evangline I could give you the broken ones, they don't have any calories because every one knows the calories fall out of a broken buscuit

That's a very generous offer.

I have heard that placing sweets on the top shelf makes them a diet food... because you have to burn more calories to reach them.

*suddenly sees a mass of oportunities for binge eating opening up before him*

I promise, you'd never go hungry, here.

So you didn't see Supersize Me last night then?

apparently if you have salad with your all you can eat pizza at pizza hut then it cancels out the calouries... or so my friend claimed when I asked why she was wasting valuable plate space on salad

Same thing applies if you have a diet coke with the double cheeseburger, large fries, and milkshake... According to many fast food consumers.

Apparently the same applies to mixing Bacardi with Diet Coke

Maybe they should have the salad, double cheeseburger and the bacardi with diet coke for dinner, instead.

But I'll replace the bacardi with vodka tho

Just a couple of bottles of white wine for me!..

OOOOOooooohhh!!!!!! think of the calouries!!!!!!!

Ewwwwww... I HATE ginger...