h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Reasons for believing this:

1) I'm annoyed at everyone and want to shout at them (My sister was like this when she was pregnant, so it's a sure fire sign)

2) My hormones are all over the place (Tries to get them into a nice neat line, but the run off in different directions again to play)

3) My pecs are getting bigger (takes off his shirt and flexes them) and I swear it's nothing to do with weightlifting

4) It's the only explaination why a fit person such as myself could have high blood presure (well it is in my mind any way)

5) my tummy may not look big but it feels huge!

6) I can feel kicking (that of course may be due to a dodgy kabab )

7) I am not mad

8) There is no eight, what do you want from me? shish!

oh and I haven't had a period in like forever!

*decides not to go for the pun*

That is one big case of being stressed out.

*blinks* stress makes your pecs get bigger?

Check your email, when you get a chance.

My email makes my pecs get bigger?

Don't be silly, of course it does.

Cal are your ankles swelling? and does the smell of garlic make you throw up? what about eating strange things? (I had a craving for Ice) are you doing a lot of cleaning, (when I was pregnant I cleaned the bath twice a day ) If the answer to all these is yes then my congratulations and where do I send the booties

*looks at his ankles* ummm not sure


and I'm not overly keen on Garlic anyway

Harley Davisons make me throw up. Is that the same thing?

Not really

oh shame

So how are you feeling now

pregnant

Craving pickles and ice cream, yet?

no only Flake and Ice cream

I think you're probably ok, then.

not pregnant?

Probably not, would be my guess.

oh

You'd rather be pregnant?