A Conversation for Dead Man's Inn

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Post 1

Serephina


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Post 2

Colonel Codpiece

A little bare isn't it?smiley - erm


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Post 3

Serephina

ok okaaaay... you have a nice big room, theres a wardrobe n a nice big four poster bed n a chest of drawers.. do what you llike with it..


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Colonel Codpiece

Can I open a brothel?smiley - biggrin


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Post 5

Serephina

smiley - bigeyes

depends


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Post 6

Colonel Codpiece

You can pick the gigolos.smiley - winkeye


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Post 7

Serephina

Don't you mean punters smiley - laugh

'Ow much we charging then ? 50p ?


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Post 8

Colonel Codpiece

I was thinking a free Irishmen when you buy five pints of Guinness.smiley - biggrin


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Post 9

Serephina

Eh? Now im getting confused..smiley - laugh


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Post 10

Colonel Codpiece

Didn't really sell the concept, did I?smiley - erm Okay...

smiley - biggrin Welcome Nymphos! Welcome to Madam Serephina's exclusive All-Male, All-Hunk, Internet Brothel! Please queue on the other side.


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Post 11

Serephina

Ahhh..when you said brothel i thought you meant we got paid to give em a bit smiley - laugh


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Post 12

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smiley - whistle


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Post 13

Serephina


'poke'

no listening at the keyhole!


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Post 14

Colonel Codpiece

Aha! Our first interviewee!smiley - biggrin

Do you have any experience in janitorial work?smiley - tongueout


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Post 15

Serephina

smiley - laugh

Lord smooth might be up for the escorting..


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Post 16

Colonel Codpiece

Oooh! Isn't he an Irishman?smiley - stoutsmiley - drool


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Post 17

Serephina

Yeah..the stripper from my club remmber? Ill ask him if he ever reappears ..hes usually game for a laugh though..

wanna put a sign up in the bar?


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Post 18

Colonel Codpiece

We'd never get away with advertising sex for sale.smiley - sadface Stripper and Escort agency we could probably manage.smiley - biggrin


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Post 19

Serephina

smiley - laugh

We're waiting to hear what the sign i,m watching you put up says ..smiley - run


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Post 20

Serephina

smiley - bigeyes


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