h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Someone emailed me this joke:

Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to
heaven for judgment. At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "since
you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in
Heaven." Mr Honda thought about it fo r a minute and then said, "I
want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him.

St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

He then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"
God Said, "Ah, yes
"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention;
1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and I
don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs.

"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points "replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and
waited for the results. After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

!!!!


But even more scary - women are too!

Yes, but you don;t get competitions at brands hatch for the latter!
(although I bet they'd get a lot of punters if they did!)

But wouldn't you want to win me Icky?

but of course I would, what man wouldn't?


*phew, think i escaped intact!*

That's what you think!!!!


I might get you back today, tomorrow or next week.....keep thinking

*wonders how you'd determine the winner. Would it be whomever comes first as in other sports??*

whoever comes first, or furthest?
*teetering on the edge of bad taste*
because I haven;t got tired of the new smileys yet

whoever comes first, or furthest?
*teetering on the edge of bad taste*
because I haven;t got tired of the new smileys yet

stoopid damn compooter.