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Post 1

Serephina

*collapses in pain*

smiley - bruised

smiley - tongueout


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Post 2

I'm not really here

Wasn't me!


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Post 3

Serephina


Bet you don't get to say that often smiley - winkeye

Nah I think my backs finally got the arse me with me for the amount of donation sacks/boxes i lifted yesterday..ouch!


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Post 4

I'm not really here

smiley - hug You'd better have a few of these to relax you --> smiley - alesmiley - cidersmiley - stiffdrink


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Post 5

Serephina

I'm completely out of booze! I drank the last of my JD from xmas on friday night as I knew 2legs was coming saturday smiley - tongueout and there was some archers type stuff in the kitchen but that long drank it snday morning smiley - drunk so itll have to be a nice hot bath a bit later.*considers dragging a young man in off the street to give herr a massage*


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Post 6

I'm not really here

I think you should more than consider that - I think you should do it.

I've got loads of booze here - I bought some wine and cider for christmas and still haven't finished it, and I've got ouzo and absinthe in the cupboard. You should pop round. smiley - winkeye


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Post 7

Serephina

If I drove n Jo wasn't in bed I prolly would smiley - laugh

I love kids but theyre bloody restrictive!


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Post 8

Ged42

You're not wanting another rubbing are you Serephina?


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Post 9

Serephina


yes actually smiley - tongueout

every muscle ive got and a few i didnt know i had hurt today ..smiley - bruised


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Post 10

Ged42

Things i do.....(mutters to self) smiley - tongueout


*Starts rubbing*


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Post 11

Serephina


completly voluntarily smiley - tongueout

some would pay for the priveledge smiley - winkeye theres some really desperate people around!


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Post 12

Ged42

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Thats an idea, maybe i should charge for these rubbings. smiley - evilgrin


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Post 13

fords - number 1 all over heaven

The thing for a bad back is to keep moving too. Daft, innit? The only thing I want to do when my back goes is lie down!

I almost did an myself an injury today too when my knee gave way as I was climbing off the bed smiley - erm


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Post 14

Serephina

climbing off the bed?i dont think i want tpo know what you were doing! smiley - erm

fine..ill get fords to do me for free smiley - tongueout she still loves me!


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Post 15

fords - number 1 all over heaven

I was taking the curtains down so I could wash them, seeing as men don't think about doing that sort of thing smiley - winkeye


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Post 16

Serephina

yeah right we believe you..swinging from them more like! smiley - tongueout


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Post 17

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Nah, not my style!


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Post 18

Serephina




smiley - laugh


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Post 19

I'm not really here

oh, talking of pain and rubbing as we were (sort of), did you hear the news today about the girl who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands (and his pants), then hid it in her mouth before finally giving it back? Shocking.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1388123,00.html


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Post 20

Serephina

Blimey! 'breiefly entertains evil thoughts'

no thats reallly nasty! smiley - ill


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