h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hate cleaning, always have n will avoid it at all costs yet the last couple of days something seems to have gone in my brain n i want to clean everything to death! Ged thinks ive been replaced by a changeling
as long as im not bloody pregnant n nesting or something!

Naah, it's just them hormones trying to find a balance. Plus it's good for the soul to clean out old cr*p. Feng Shui and all that!

Quick Serephina, somebody has left footprints on your floor

Vicki!

'scrubs'

Hope it doesn't mean you're pregnant. It's certainly a symptom of the nestbuilding instinct.

I was going to say that, but I didn't dare.

It realy would be the worst thing possible at the moment, not because they wouldn't be wanted but cos they would n my health wouldn't be able to stand it just now .

Trying to stop finding things to scrub n windown for the night..its not working though im totally wired!

Pop up to E14, I'll find you a couple of jobs to do!

RF

like?

How are you at cleaning second-floor windows?

RF

I'm not 'that' tall!

We could get you some stilts

Nothing like a good ol clean I'm sure it solves everything!

I was certainly really hyped up and apparently looked 'radiant' last night! Im in the cyber cafe finishing off an entry at the mo then im off home to get that tile glue off the floor

Just remember to clean the oil off properly after you have finished!

We don't want another nasty slipping incident!

I'm really looking forward to coming over to see you both later

If you want to do a small project while I'm there I'll gladly give you a hand!

Ged said last night hed be surprised if you didnt find something to do hes gone off to this job fair at fairfield halls with his scary scare cut and then has to go to the job centre in watford n then back to dads for some stuff so he might be a bit late getting back.

Did you call Genie? I didnt take my phone out with me but am home now.

Actually I was thinking of attacking the sofa!

Well the back and sides of it to start off with! Obviously I shall need to park my huge bottom on the rest of it! But to get it started for you would be nice! I shall investigate some marigolds, and become the scrubber I've always dreamed of!

I'm sure his hair isn't that bad, perhaps it will be better once you both get used to it!

I'm not coming over until 8, and I'll be over for a couple of hours at least, so unless he gets back a some god awful hour he should be back in time to witness the fruits of our labours and give us praise accordingly

Yes I did call, just to say hello, will call again if I get 5 minutes on a fag break!