h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think you may be my twin sister (only that wouldn't work as we weren't born on the same day). Okay, I'm 15, live in Leeds, love everything that you do (especially Hannibal, Have I got news for you and chocolate) but also coffee, which you neglected to mention. I also wanted to do classics for GCSE but, surprise, surprise, I can't. Do you have your SATs results back yet. I'm sure you'll do well. G2g, Amy.

4got to check that you are female before calling you my sister. No offence if you're not. Oops.

4got to check that you are female before calling you my sister. No offence if you're not. Oops.

*laughs* Completely mental too! We must have been separated at birth
In answer to your questions:
1. Yes I am a girl. (At least that's what I've been told for the past 14 years.)
2. No, I haven't gotten my SATS results back yet, but thanks for the vote of confidence.
3. Yes! I love coffee. I'm starting to get suspicious, who have you been talking to?

I know that this would be stretching the realms of improbability, but do you like Anne Rice novels and Bill Bryson? That would be REALLY creepy if you did...
Ha ha, now I have some questions of my own for you *laughs insanely until people in white coats come to sedate her*

1.How long have you been on h2g2?
2.What other writers do you like?
3.So you like men with 'British noses' too?
4.Did I mention I have really weird taste in men?

You've got my e-mail, which is the quickest anybody has ever got it (It's on my space), I'll talk to you as soon as you reply.

Woah, you're right, this is very, very creepy! Love 'Mother tongue,' have never encountered anything by Anne Rice though. The people in white coats visit you too? They said they only wanted to be friends with me..... Well, I'll make them pay for it, hahahahahahahaha!!!
1. I've been on H2G2 for about two weeks now.
2. I adore Thomas Harris, Jane Austen, Douglas Adams and Mark Crispin Miller.
3. What is a british nose???
4. So do I, I like really old/evil/dodgy/literary men. I love Anthony Hopkins, Mr Darcy, Timothy Dalton, Harrison Ford, Hannibal Lecter and Jeremy Irons. Well, you probably won't talk to me again now (if that doesn't scare you then I don't know what will).
Amy.

I forgot to mention Angus Deayton

*tries to keep calm* Let's go through that list of men again. (Gosh this is so creepy) Out of all of them I like: Hannibal Lecter, Sir Anthony Hopkins and Angus Deayton. I also find Ian Hyslop strangely alluring

Welcome to h2g2! Seeing as you're pretty new here (I joined in about April, early spring) If you need help with anything don't hesitate to ask (someone else)

Anne Rice wrote 'Interview With The Vampire' you may have seen the movie? Brad Pitt played Louis. Lestat is another vampire, the evil one

Bill Bryson is possibly the greatest travel writer ever. Along side Tim Sevrin. It seems there was a small problem with the e-mail I sent. It may not have been delivered. Small prob so if you didn't get it all I said was: LALALLALALALALALLALALALALALALLAAAAAAAAAAALALALLALALALALALLALALALALALALLAAAAAAAAAAALALALLALALALALALLALALALALALALLAAAAAAAAAAALALALLALALALALALLALALALALALALLAAAAAAAAAAALALALLALALALALALLALALALALALALLAAAAAAAAAAALALALLALALALALALLALALALALALALLAAAAAAAAAAALALALLALALALALALLALALALALALALLAAAAAAAAAAA
Sorry gotta go

Nate

Brad Pitt is mingin', we call him the hairy chicken kiev!!!
Come to think about it, what you said about Ian Hyslop is also true! Okay, I got one for you, Al Gore! Politicians are cool....
Didn't get the email, but I wish I had: Lalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalallalala is a great message to receive! Highly important stuff....
Amy.

Seeing as you didn't get the e-mail I had better repeat what I said, just to be sure : Lalalalalalalallala lalalalalallala lalallalala Lalalalalalalallalalala lalalallalalalallalala

Brad Pitt is the most overated, good for nothing-I'm better than you and have more money so don't push it, actor in the entire industry. It makes me cringe to think that Anthony has been in the same movie as him

Al Gore? I can't see it myself but I've always thought that he was better in comparison to Bush. Well, who isn't. I don't think that all politicians are great, I'm not a big fan of Tony Blair for example. I can't show too much of an opinion on h2g2 as what I say could offend certain people I'm so good, I would never want to upset or annoy anyone... accidentaly anyway

-Nate

I'm not afraid to say it, Tony Blair is an idiot! Eugh, don't get me started on Brad Pitt, yacky yacky!!! You're absolutely right in thinking that not all politicians are great; most of them are idiots. But I love the concepts behind politics. G2g,
Amy.

Yes, Tony Blair is a.... *giggles like a school girl* silly goose! Hee hee But seriously, TB is a complete moron. He has no concept of anything and I'm proud to say I've never voted for him (think about it )

I bought two books today! Yay! Catch-22 and Queen Of The Damned, what a cheery upbeat title And I impressed my Mater et Pater by asking for a discount on my copy of catch-22 as it was a bit battered (normally I'd just pay for it and moan about it's condition for the rest of the day ) But I complained that all the copies were damaged and got a 10% discount! Yay, this is a breaking moment for shy people...

I've got a lot of homework DT, History, Geography, and countless others. Plus I have to organise myself for the trip to France on Wednesday. So I'd better go now, ta.

-R.G.W
[RESEARCHER.GONE.WRONG]

1. You are a school girl.
2. You can't vote.
3. Dead rite about TB (hehehe, that makes him sound like the disease he is)
4. You're so brave, I wouldn't have dared to complain about the book!
5. Catch-22 is brilliant, read it first.
6. I have a whole english coursework to do, oh dear.
Bye, Amy.

1. You are a school girl.
2. You can't vote.
3. Dead rite about TB (hehehe, that makes him sound like the disease he is)
4. You're so brave, I wouldn't have dared to complain about the book!
5. Catch-22 is brilliant, read it first.
6. I have a whole english coursework to do, oh dear.
Bye, Amy.

I'm posting this at school! I had no idea that I could get onto h2g2 and post at school! Wow..
Just a little note to say hi. Well, hi.

ta for now

-Nat

1. Yes I am a schoolgirl Good that you noticed!
2. I can't vote and if I could I wouldn't vote for TB.
3. TB is a disease and so is tuburculosis.
4. Do you want to buy a copy of my new book? 'How I Became Confident' For details check my journal...
5. I got my SATs results back
6. What did you get for them last year?
7. Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Bye, Nate

Hehehe, got:
English= 8
Maths= 7
Science= 6.
Amy.

Pah! Well I got more than you in science. That's an acheivement I suppose
I got:
English= 6
Maths= 7
Science= 7

Last years English paper was much easier. We got it to practice on... we had questions about inter-species relationships.

ARGH, I'd have been scared of those questions!!! Well done on your results!

Thanks. I'm not really very happy with them personally, but I'm just a perfectionist Odd, it doesn't sound like me I know..