h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...as in bugged it.

I don't suppose you have an h2g2 assassin's guild sitting around that happens to havem more business? or more members?

Gentlemen, there is no need for such animosity, the solution to your predicament is obviouse

* I have noted Mystrunner does not often assasinate people.

* Therefor he is an assasin by name, not by nature.

* The guild discriminates against those who kill for money and are not members.

* Mystrunner does not do this although it pleases him to call himself an assasin.

* Therefor you must wait until you catch him in the act before outlawing him.


It's like getting your first name changed to "Lord" or "Earl". You dont have that title, it's just what you call yourself.

- Now I must continue to try and find Mystrunner's office...


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Unfortunately, he meets our own standards, that is, we don't exactly often assassinate people either. therefore, he is as much of an assassin by act as we are(actually a little less), and so we can go after him.

*Myst grins.*

True enough, Time Traveler (good to see you! Been a while,) I don't assassinate people often. IN FACT, I have yet to assassinate anyone... However, I am an assassin, and you boys will have to make the first move, or leave, as you're becoming a nusiance, and probably causing the neighbors to twitter with gossip.

acht, so long as you all stay in the same time line, what do I care...

Myst, how do I get to your office again? I've been away from the knights so long, been busy with ma own society...

*Shrugs.*

Buggered if I know... I've been away too long with Gaia and college...

well, if you've finnished your exchange with these assasins...

I was hoping to ask you, in slightly more polite terms, if you would care to join The Society of Time Travellers. It's just a bit of fun really. The idea is you build more rooms for the society, all linked to the main chamber. Anyhow, you might want to pop over and have a look, especialy as this is a whole society that evolved from my little studdy in the knights of h2g2 observatory. If you go to my personal page there is a link to the main chamber. Or you could use the link to the "front door" you kindly put in the city. If you can find the observatory then you can go through links in my study.

Anyhow, just thought if your interested...


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*Nods.*

Sure thing! I'd love to.

froody, I'll add you as a "Traveller". If you want a title the apply to the conv at the bottom of the main chamber marked "Join Here"


If you make a new office ( or find your own one and want it linked), just post the h2g2 address to a conv in my office (through the interface, or the observatory), and I'll add it.

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well then... if yer not gonna play nicely...


I, in the name o the Assassin's Guild, demand that you uncapitalize the word "Assassin". in here "Oh, and here, I am an >>Assassin<<. Thus my right to seem more cultured than I really am.", and on your name.

And any other occurences of the word on your space.

Hmmm... my precognition leads me to beleive I shouldn't hang around here... bye


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*Laughs.*

Wonko, you and your assassins can all sod off. You've got no legs to stand on in this issue, and you know it. I was the first famous Assassin on hootoo, and I see no reason to give up my hard-earned title. I'm the Patron Saint of Assassins. I'm the official Thingite Assassin. I'm the hootoo God of Death.

So, again, do something or leave.

Well put Myst!

we're doing something, but yer not playing along.







if you join you can be our resident deity...

Look, all you've got to do is join... how hard is that...

It's a bit disconcerning if a new joinee realizes there are still unlicensed assassins on h2g2.
(technically all he really needs to do is purchase a license.)

*Sighs, and shakes his head.*

You don't seem to get my drift. I don't want to join, for one thing, because I don't do the whole rank thing. I do freelance, completely. Just ignore me, and we'll all get along fine.