h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*appears*

*Arches an eyebrow.*

Forsooth, one is a fool if he pays no heed to an enemy. It is a fatal mistake to assume oneself more clever than they.

I was not aware that you were an enemy, at the time. Rest assured I will not ignore it again.

*Grins.*

Oh, an enemy, are we? I should say we are! Nothing less than world domination, using grandiose plots and death rays.

If you were as powerful as you seem to be trying to infer why have I never heard of these schemes? Why must you hide away instead of making your presence known? Why do you defend rather than attacking before now?
And you referred to yourself as an enemy I see no reason not to use that description, at least until I get a better one.

*Waves a hand dismissivly.*

Pah. Did the Illuminati parade about? Did the Majestic Twelve pubish their doctrine? No. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to make man believe he didn't exist.

I wasn't arguing against the advantages of secrecy I was indirectly expressing my annoyance at your boasting.
Besides all that, is anything ever going to happen or are we going to stand here all day/night/whatever?

*Shrugs.*

I find myself annoyed at your arrogance at assuming that you have the right to declare my title illegal. You are not sanctioned by any patrician that I am aware of. And in any case, you're going to have to make the first move. You're the ones who want me dead.

<? I don't see why, if he's already against us I don't see why he should follow our rules...>

if he comes willingly and signs up before being inhumed, then he will be licensed ... and so will no longer be an unlicensed assassin and ter will be no charge ...

You're not the most charming of recruitment agents, are you?

*Produces a pocket-knife and begins to trim nails. Smiles at assassins*

Who are you?

this is not a recruit excersie, this a control of people getting killed excerise


*leaves leaveing ak and whoever else in here on their own*

someone from the Boardroom of Evil, Plotting, and General Mayhem (which I have been spying on). He told them to come.

*Chuckles.*

Don't you have anything better to do then to hide in the shadows, Wonko? Your "Guild" seems to have little business, if this is so.

I won't be back 'till tuesday... Skiing in Jackson Hole! Whoo!