h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ho hum,
Another day another dollar. Except I didn't work today and I don't live in the US. What was I going to say again? Ah yes! Here it is!

PLEASE HELP!
WANTED: SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT HTML (AND A BIT MORE IF POSSIBLE)
Yeah, I'm working on my website and am in need of HTML to give it that certain somthing. Please help. If you know even the tiniest bit I would really apreciate your help .

Thanks

-R.G.W
[RESEARCHER.GONE.WRONG]

PS. It's the practice SATS next week. So any revision tips would be welcomed as well.

Afternoon R.G.W

If you need help you could try posting to the 'ask the h2g2 community' on the front page.

I'm sure there will be at least one person willing to give you hand.

Although you might not necessarily get a tall, dark, and handsome HTML expert, good luck trying though.

Oh and, if you do happen to find a particularly handsome, tall, dark genius, please be sure to point him in my direction won't ya?

Have fun and enjoy!

Thanks! I will do that as soon as I can get a free moment.
As for sharing this Tall, dark and handsome HTML expert when he arrives (I hope), there's very little chance of that ! Mine, mine, mine!
Ahem, as I was saying thanks. I really appreciate it !

-R.G.W
[RESEARCHER.GONE.WRONG]

Morning R.G.W

You mean you won't share him , ah well, you can't blame a girl for trying though can you

Have fun and enjoy!

Nope, not at all ! I'd do the same thing.
Just call me Nat, R.G.W is way too formal for me, I'm just weird like that .
Thanks for the message.

-Nat
alias R.G.W

flying in, transforming into a

You called, Madame? *lifted eyebrow*

Tall - check
Dark - check
Handsome - check
Stranger - check
HTML Expert - maybe not exactly expert, but with some knowledge of the subject

You took your time.. *also raises an eyebrow, but sceptically*
Hmm, mind if I ask a few questions first?
1. How tall?
2. How dark?
3. How handsome?
4. How strange? I think that's self explanatory since you're a vampire

*blushes slightly* Nobody has ever called me Madame before . Ahem, yes. What exactly do you know on the highly confusing matter of HTML code? I need someone who knows it to a certain degree, not necessarily an expert but someone who knows what they're doing.*smiles inanely* Sound like you?

*with dignity*

Describing exactly how tall, dark and handsome I am would make me less mysterious, would it not? *lifted eyebrow - the other eyebrow this time*

What I know of HTML I have mostly learnt from this site:
http://www.annabella.net/html.html

I am at your service, madame, should you require my help!
*bows and kisses RGW on the hand*

*laughs* You can't blame a girl for wanting to know how mysterious her mysterious stranger is *blushes furiously at the kiss on the hand*

*stares dreamily for a moment before coming back to her senses* Ahem! Sorry about that. What was I saying? Oh yes.. thankyou. I looked at the link and it's exactly what I needed! The content is just what I needed to know and a little bit more.

Incredible how you flew here so fast, you must be tired. Tea?

Tea? Ah - yes, you mortals do enjoy that beverage, don't you? I on the other hand much prefer - *stops, not wanting to make the young beauty feel uncomfortable*

Never mind - thank you, but no Madame, I'll pass.

*comes to her senses* Oh, yes of course! I follow. Don't worry I'm not uncomfortable about it, it's your choice of lifestyle *hums nervously*
I'm not really a tea person either, I ask because everyone on h2g2 seems to favour it. *fans herself with the book in her hand* Phew, too hot for it anyway.
*sneezes* Scuse me! Hayfever..

Ah - I see.... *nods in agreement, having noticed the general teamania of this place*

You wouldn't happen to have ? Made from blood oranges, bien sur....

Tea and towels, two words to describe h2g2. Besides friendly of course..
Blood Oranges? Hmm, I'll check. *roots about in cooler bag* Oddly enough yes I do! *hands Mysterious Stranger a tall, cold glass of * Anything to eat? *Looks uncomfortable* Ahem.
So, what brings you here? Besides my HTML dilemma of course

Oh, I was just flapping around looking for another vict- *stops short, noticing RGW's alarmed look*

Pardon me, Madame - it was not my intention to you!

Actually, I was a bit bored and tried the <./>randomentry</.>

*tries to keep her composure* I'm sure it wasn't your intention to me by calling me a vict.. *pauses*..im. But with all due respect that was a pretty worrying thought. I'm sure I'm in no immediate danger *her nervous laugh trails off*

I hope you are no longer intending to victimize me. Now that you have gotten to know me and have realised what kind of person I really am *realises that this is not helping her plea and changes the subject*

*hands shaking slightly* Orange juice? The stars are out tonight, I have forgotten how beautiful they are..

Yes, merci.... *accepts *

Not to worry, chère Madame - I always seduce my v- - beloveds first - I do not appreciate it if they put up a fight! *sigh*

*takes a blood-red out of his button hole and offers it to the young beauty*

*accepts the and holds it lovingly* Why thankyou, I must say that if you continue with such romantic gestures there will certainly be no struggle.
Is my hearing failing me or did you say seduce? *smiles and raises an eyebrow*

Seduce? Yes, or bemuse, bewilder, charm, ensnare, entice, entrance, mesmerize, spellbind or even hypnotize - I am not picky.... *shrugs*

*gazing deep into the rather mesmerizing eyes of RGW*

Eh....

It's been a long time since I've made anyone do that...*smiles, gazing back at Mysterious Stranger* The person who said 'Flattery won't get you anywhere' has no idea how wrong they were

*continues to stare then snaps out of it* Oh, more ?