h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am lost. I woke up this morning, not knowing a thing. Well, not complete amnesia, I still know basic information. I know I am a man, I know how to read/write/speak/understand English. I think I may be Chinese, but that seems to be one of the things I forgot, so it's in the air, at the moment. I have no recognition of the bed I woke in, no inclination of where I am, or even how I got here. I haven't been drugged, well, at least not against my will, and am not being detained, kidnapped or hijacked, as far as I can tell. My last memory is of a childhood dream, being able to conquer the world, be rich and happy. It appears, from where I sit, to have not come true. Well, now that I got that out of my system, I am off to work. Good day.

By my clock you appear to be on the night shift or you live on the other side of the world. But I think I can see the light. Just blink once for yes and twice for no and follow the sound of my voice.



Let's leave it up to the reading public to decide just how seriously to take your plea of ignorance. I have created an entry at A3510776 which will show up on your homepage under Recent Guide Entries because I have credited U1181448 as the authour (writer/researcher).

And I will be commenting and linking to that entry in an upcoming issue of the CAC Continuum.

I realise the subject line you chose for this thread may not be the final title you would choose for your mysterious declaration and hope you will inform me of that and any other changes you might like to make or add before I publish it in . No rush.

peace
jwf