h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

did you build it?

did you build it?

more or less. i developed the plans and sent it offbase to be built by specialists. they do production for me and i get my royalties.

for some strange reason transylvania is ordering these things by the trainload. hmm.. what do they want with whole blood?

*shrugs*

maybe Mistadrong would know?

mmm-hmmm...

ah well

oops.

for some strange reason dharakni and pestilence got transported to my Bobo Clinic.

Lack of sleep will do that to you.

Urrgh! Hello Doc, are my injuries bad?
*braces self for the worst*

not really. you are clear to go

*surprised look*
huh?
Oh well, Tzeentch must of been smiling down on me!
*leaves*

bye!

I was going to tell him he had advanced schitzophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, but I didn't have the heart.

ooooo, is that serious?

severe split personality disorder, with violent mood swings and manic rages, coupled with complete loss of memory afterward. but in this joint, who notices?

isnt that what they call people on here with lots of different characters?

yesss.... what of it?

just checking

*giggles*

*Fester wanders in and looks around. He's being followed by a young, female Servitor, who is carrying roughly two dosen knives of various size, shape and length.*
[Fester] Ah, Recrash. Could you lend me some workspace here? I need somewhere out of the way... and someone with a mop.

there could be a mop in the cupboard over there *points*

i have a tile cutter, do you need that?