h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I do too, but I bet at some point someone is going to blame me and this stick.

I don't like that. I don't like that one bit, I don't mind telling you.

*continues to try and wake up tree by bouncing, hollaring and walloping*

Perhaps her brain poped off for a drink at the pub.

Or it could be hiding under the bed.

*gets a wet/dry vac*

*click... vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooom squelch chug chug click*

I think i found it. Either that or the missing cat.

breakfast
bring some a that blame oer here

You aren't gonna say anything about krissy hitting you with a stick? Just a bit peckish, then?

*writes down for posterity that getting whapped with a stick, sat on and hollared at makes you hungry*

Hmmmmm veerrry intereshting.

Don't forget the brain in the vacuume.

Ahhh! Right you are!

*writes down "brain in the vaccume"*

HAH!! i eat pop-tarts like them for breakfast!

*writes down that tree eats pop-tarts like them for breakfast*

Hey! Wait a minute! That isn't scientific evidence, that's purely speculative opinion! What are you doing, here? Do you want to ruin this whole study? I mean, we'll have to start over at the beginning if you keep this up.

*writes down it was Krissy, in the study, with the stick*

That's evidence.

EEP!

*yoinks the evidence and runs for the hills*

But those aren't hills, they're a painted backdrop!

*crashing noises*

I kept meaning to remove those backdrops.