h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Looking for a used auto parts store for the turn signal switch for a 89 dodge caravan for my aunt. No luck so far.

NYGARGH!!!
i didn't know that you needed a used turn signal switch for an 89 dodge caravan to make car bombs for your aunt....and this, i think, is the reason my last attempt was unsuccessful...thanks beet

Make a note of this:

Real car bombs do not require bubble-blowing solution.

Oh, you mean that plastic stuff that you blow with a straw and it becomes like a bubble that won't pop and you can't eat and you can attach other bubbles of different colors because they stick to each other and you hair and you have to wash your hair if you sleep with them in your pillow because they look like they would be good pillows but they just get all mucky, especially if yuo try to microwave them for lunch?

i think she was talking about the one that she and andy have been living in for the past amount of time that i am somewhat unaware of the exactness of

oops! what i really meant to say when i said 'andy' just then was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnDY! in a smarmy krissy-an-andy-a-sittin-in-a-tree like voice
sorry about that folks

I thought it came off well the first time.

and now i've gone and ruined it by being too deliberate haven't i? DGNAM!

*tries to sit on tree*

Well you said. You SAID!

*falls over*

*Imagines the half queen of the universe sitting on the other half*

*imagines a black hole with sprinkles appearing to vomit pop tarts over creation*

You have, if I may say, an IN-CREDIBLE imagination there.

*continues to sit on the fallen tree*

*listens to see if the falen tree makes a sound*

*bounces a little by way of encouragement*

Perhaps she is not awake?

Hmmmm... but how shall we wake her?

Perhpas more bouncy bouncy.

*obliges cheerfully by bouncing harder and hollaring*

WAKE UP UP UP TREEEEEE!!!

Perhaps if you use this whalloping stick.

*passes over stick*

*bounces and hollars and whallops*

TREEE! TREEEE! WAKE UUUUP!!!!! UUUUUPP!!! WAKE UP!!!

*WHAP!* *WHAP!* *WHAP!* *WHAP!* *WHAP!* *WHAP!*

This is about when we think that jumping on tree, hitting her with large sticks and yelling at her could perhaps not be in the best interest of her health. Frankly, she may be dead. I blame the pop-tarts.