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the weekend passes

Post 1

beetle, return of

And all is quiet. That's about it really. What can you say when nothing happens except rattle on about nothing. Perhaps talk of the weather or the leaf covered grounds and roads. Mostly, just resting.


the weekend passes

Post 2

an apple tree

*nothings on in*


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Post 3

beetle, return of

Have a seat and pull up a glass of nothing in particular.


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Post 4

flubbering mattress

I have half a glass of nothing..... I'm trying to decide if it is half full or half empty. Time passes.


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Post 5

beetle, return of

*bartends*

Would you like a bit of a existentialism to top that off?

*passes a bowl of geometric impossibilities*


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Post 6

an apple tree

*shatters glass with swing of pelvis*
not as hard as it looks!
wahay!


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Post 7

beetle, return of

You should charge money for that!


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Post 8

an apple tree

but then you will sell stories to tabloids about how you taught me everything i know and i am ungrateful, incestual, money grabbing, no talent old man, wearing a gorgeous-young-woman body suit and mask, and i just can't handle that sort of thing anymore


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Post 9

beetle, return of

why stop now?


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Post 10

an apple tree

the rubber.
gives me a rash


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Post 11

beetle, return of

*passes a bottle of talcum*


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Post 12

an apple tree

*holds onto it as long as possible, waiting for the music to stop. nag man! passes on by*


the weekend passes

Post 13

beetle, return of

*starts the strobe light, fog machiene*


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