Ummmmm...... er.......hello

I've been leaving this blank because I couldn't think of anything really funny to say at the moment. Then I realised it was better to make some effort just in case someone does accidently wander in here for some reason.

I'm new to all this technology stuff.... still amazed by the whole internet concept. Even reading Douglas Adams for years couldn't prepare me for this! Creating my first home page here is furthering my recovery from Technophobia.... something which has until now prevented me from touching anything with more buttons than a microwave oven.

I feel very silly typing all this with the probablity ratio of several million to one that a chimp will find the information more interesting than creating a prize winning novel.

Anyway, I'd like to say that I'm so glad I found H2G2, as the senses of humour displayed in the things I read here surpass anything else currently available..... I feel humbled by such giggle inducing twaddle. I will hone my skills that I may add chortles to the days of others as well.

If you can't be good..... be good at it.

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