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[...] Started conversation Apr 18, 2003
If I gave you an introduction in A/R would you do your opinions of our crew and situations from the Rimmer perspective ala 'Blue' (As it's created from your diary, you would be a lot more heroic with many pips and everyone else being incompotent and relying on you to save them) ?
It's the beginning part of that rollercoaster ride before the Munchkin Song.. don't know if you seen it..
Kry: Asteroid belt up ahead sir.
Rimm: That's not an asteroid belt, Kryten, you thick titanium tank. It's a small cluster of impacted stars that have (can't remember rest!)
K: Right again sir, as usual... how could i have made such an elementary mistake.. as usual..
Cat: It's at times like this I get REALLY scared!
List: ME TOO!!
L: HELP, HELP! SOMEBODY SAVE 'US BEFORE A WET ME KEKS!!
R: You see, Cat if you wear the cavelry twill trousers with the green pasely shirt. You can look fashionable and dignified at the same time!
C: Wow, Rimmer's a really great guy isn't he?
L: I owe my life to him! (turn to camera, Grin!)
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 18, 2003
You want to write a report of the crew from my (really rimmer-b*****d) POV?
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[...] Posted Apr 19, 2003
No I want YOU to write it... I'll just do the intro...
..Since it is just a ride as opposed to a game...
But we need that snidy, weasely bitterness that Arnie J. can throw..!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 19, 2003
A report (ala military style) or a story (ala AJ Rimmer-space adventurer-style)?
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[...] Posted Apr 19, 2003
It needs to come across as if the people in the rail cart are watching events from your diary...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 19, 2003
Ok, I'll write it down in an entry.
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[...] Posted Apr 19, 2003
Errr Okay.. I expected a convo so you could keep adding events....
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[...] Posted Apr 19, 2003
I'll put an introduction convo in A/R first, then you can do the rest....
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 19, 2003
There, i've done something that I hope is kinda what you meant.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 19, 2003
Good I'll do another "entry" maybe in a couple of days.
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[...] Posted Apr 19, 2003
We're gonna need a link to the M.Bay, everyone seems to think it's a metaphor..!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 20, 2003
Right, and I want to know, how do you think we could fit in a "RD News" thingy?
I was thinking a databank place or something?
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[...] Posted Apr 21, 2003
What's irritating is that I had 27 before imagining the quote and Rimmer's dance thing and thinking 57 sounded more accurate...grr..
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