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There is an unprecedented amount of poop on my fan right now. My sister, brother, his girlfriend and my mother is at the hospital now looking after my grandfather who broke his leg tonight because of his far developed, inoperable prostate cancer which has been growing for months but he only found out a week ago. My grandmother's mind is going because of her long stay in a rest home for the last few months because of a fall so she's very confused right now.
My sister is under investigation by social services because her ex-fiancée and his new woman are trying to prove her an unfit mother. I'm in love with a girl who probably doesn't feel the same about me and my grandfather probably won't be able to get back home ever again, if he gets to leave the hospital at all he'll probably spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair. But the way it's looking now his life won't be long anyway.

Sorry for dumping this on whoever might be reading but I need to get it off my chest and despite my long periods of absence from this place, h2g2 is still the most supportive internet community I've come across.

Sorry to hear all this, Ace
If you ever want anyone to talk to [or to attempt to distract you] I'm always around

Thanks EE

And if you ever feel like venting some virtual anger there's always the good old Terranic Army



*Longer than long, in respect of Commander Ace Rimmer, Rimmer salute*