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the late Scorpion deRooftrouser

So, Scottish people hate 'The English' and like chips. But chips have killed more Scots over the last century than English people have. By a factor of several hundred.

This does, however, mean that Scotland could actually work as an independent nation. My concern had been that without the emotional crutch of English-blaming Scotland would be lost. But now we can blame chips for everything.

After all, what has more resonance: "I hate the English for the Highland clearances" or "I hate chips, half my relatives died of heart disease"?


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Munchkin

Ah, but which is worse? Daddy or chips?
Don't you hate the power of advertising?


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