h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You can find relevance to your
life in any horoscope,be it if you
are Leo,Virgo,Cancer,etc,etc.
Say if you are Leo,then try reading
Pisces for that day for instance.
You will find that it doesnt matter
what star you read,its all crap!
As for the end of the world
predictions,emmm,wake up people,
if we all perish in a disaster of
some sort the Earth will still be
here supporting life of some sort.
YYYAAAWWNNN!!!

Have you ever noticed how INCREADABLY VAGUE they are?
They might as well say "Be prepared to eat today!"
or "Watch out, you'll blink."
I mean, how can the stars, which have almost no effect on the Earth, have anything to do with what happens in our daily lives?
Yeah, sometimes they are right, but back to my first point, "You're going to make a choice of some sort today"