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beanfoto Started conversation Feb 8, 2002
Place of female conversations not meant for male ears (thinks must lurk under the skirting board).
Well equipped with illuminated make up mirror, two full length mirrors on opposite walls to see if your bum really does look big in this.
However, and I do apologise for this in advance, the loo is the favourite haunt of the Tapir Twins, Terrornce and Testy, who are usually to be found wallowing in the bath, using all my Dead Sea mud, delight in drinking from the loo, and who are very adept in getting into handbags with their prehensile snouts.
On no account mention the film 2001 when they're around!
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Feb 8, 2002
*steps in to powder her nose and catches a glimpse of her matronly bum in the mirrors*
*sigh* I REALLY must devote a little more time to my yoga...
*notices handletterd note on the wall and reads it aloud*
On NO account mention the film 2001. 
Wonder what THAT'S all about?
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beanfoto Posted Feb 12, 2002
The tapir twins get spooked when anybody mentions the numbers word, or picks up a bone or says ook.
Hey my bum doesnt look big enough in this!
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beanfoto Posted Feb 22, 2002
10 days and only the Tapir Twins have used the loo ( no Terrornce thats dirty).
You all must have strong bladders and smudge proof make up ( and no gossip to share).
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Feb 22, 2002
I've just been making it a point to drink 
rather than 
. It doesn't pass through quite as quickly... otherwise I'd be in here all the time. *sigh* I have a bladder the size of a kumquat.
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beanfoto Posted Feb 26, 2002
It wasn't until my forties that I realised kumquats existed outside of W.C.Fields films.
Have you tried them dipped in melted chocolate?( No not bladders).
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beanfoto Posted Mar 5, 2002
Typical party - I end up talking to myself (mind, I'm a good listener!)!
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 5, 2002
Is this the ladies or the gents? It's just that there wasn't a sign on the door and I was really desperate to go..
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beanfoto Posted Mar 5, 2002
No, this covers all 8 genders ( tho' we haven't the special recepticals for gender 7).
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 5, 2002
Well, o.k. if you're sure, I'll just pop into that cubicle over there
That's better. Is there any soap?
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beanfoto Posted Mar 8, 2002
Yes but you have to bring your own towel of course .
6.48 seconds? Never timed myself. Let's see.
Damn, must remember to wear my watch face up!
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 8, 2002
I don't have that problem 
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beanfoto Posted Mar 8, 2002
Could I borrow your towel? I seem to have left mine on Gilgafrenshum.
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 8, 2002
Sorry, but I know where your hands have been and I don't want to spoil the nutritional content of my towel.
Feel free to dry your hands on my jumper though..
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beanfoto Posted Mar 12, 2002
While you're wearing it?
I just love the feel of mohair, don't you?
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 12, 2002
It's not real mohair, just a manmade version that caused no harm to any actual Mo's.
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beanfoto Posted Mar 12, 2002
All my mohair jumpers have the wool painlesly extracted in High summer from sweating Mos ( It says on this label here...)
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 12, 2002
Is that before or after you make the poor little Mo's into Mo-Burgers?
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beanfoto Posted Mar 15, 2002
NO there's another label saying " all our mos are guaranteed to die peacefully in their sleep after a long and fulfilling life, or disgracefully whilst making love after a dissolute existance"
Anyways I'm a macrobiotic vegan.
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