h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...has a great huge mole on it.

Ok. So technically I already knew this. But as the weight drops off, it is flattening out. And as it is doing so, this mole is emerging from where the crease of puppy fat was. Yes I know that sounds a little graphic, but I need to make this statement. It is bigger than I thought it was. I find that , not to mention funny

Oh well. I guess it's better than being fat.

Nice to mole you. Meet you. Nice to meet your mole. Don't say mole. I said mole. Mole. Mole. MOLE! Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley!

So what's new? I've been away from the internet for a couple of days, and haven't gotten to read much of the backlog.

Hmmm. Not much really.



*thinks*

*baby fat* lol

Makes me want to grab you and press my mouth to your tummy, blow and make rude noises!

Isn't that public indecency.

Thankyou for making a mockery out of my pudginess!

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Wampus, my Californian Dream, say something!!

No, it would only be public indecency if Sat didn't like it *or* it was a little too low on the torso.

you know the term "public indecency"?

Well, did you hear about the Gucci ad in vogue where the woman had her private place emblazoned with a letter G shaved in her hair?

Would that count as "pubic indecency"?

No, that would count as NICE!

cl - Hmmm?

I've always been fond of the exclamation point! Punctuation for the nation, but of course a bit of a boast at the same time.

Then there is the arrow, but that's a *little* slutty.

Once saw a lightning bolt many, many years ago but it turned out to be false advertising.

Uh oh, I've become someone's California Dream...

Sorry, I'm a little nonsensical after a hard day at work.

btw, Saturnine- I could do the same thing with Uma Thurma's tummy and it would make a sound also- just a slightly higher pitch! Actually, after the kids, maybe not.

Uma Thurman's got kids? PAssed me by.

Anyone else lurking on this thread?

Hmm. It was a rather provocative title.

I was just observing that I had a big-assed mole on my disappearing tummy! That's all!