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h2g2 Musicians Guild Started conversation Jan 30, 2002
What do you call a man at the side of your house?
Ali (alley)
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cashlessness Posted Feb 23, 2002
What do you call a man who shouts and miaows when he gets wet?
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Mar 24, 2002
Go on then?
Bassman 
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Mr Groovy the unwise Posted Jun 2, 2002
What do you call an Irishman who hangs around your verander all day?
Patty O'furniture.
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jul 12, 2002
A man on a grill?
Frank
A man in a colony?
Ant
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jul 18, 2002
A girl between two sticks....
Annette
Bassman
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Researcher 227044 Posted May 5, 2003
A lady with one leg?
Eileen
An Oriental lady with one leg?
Irene
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thebovrilmonkey Posted Aug 5, 2003
ok, 2 more:
What do you call a man with a plank on his head?
Edward.
What do you call a man with three planks on his head?
Edward Woodward.
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Sep 11, 2003
What do you call a man with a needle on his head?
Fred
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G1aurung Posted Dec 13, 2003
Right!
What do you call a man with four planks of wood on his head?
I don't know, but Edward Woodward would!
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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 Posted Dec 15, 2003
What do you call a judge with no fingers
Justice Thumbs
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Name Jokes.
- 1: h2g2 Musicians Guild (Jan 30, 2002)
- 2: cashlessness (Feb 23, 2002)
- 3: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Mar 24, 2002)
- 4: Mr Groovy the unwise (Jun 2, 2002)
- 5: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jun 4, 2002)
- 6: Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn (Jul 12, 2002)
- 7: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jul 18, 2002)
- 8: Researcher 227044 (May 5, 2003)
- 9: Ignoramus moron (Jul 20, 2003)
- 10: thebovrilmonkey (Aug 5, 2003)
- 11: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Aug 6, 2003)
- 12: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Sep 11, 2003)
- 13: G1aurung (Dec 13, 2003)
- 14: Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319 (Dec 15, 2003)
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