h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i thought they just spwaned, why do they need goolies to spawn?? or are the hit in the spore sack?
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i dunno, im not an expert on orky genitals, but yes they do spore stuff, and also for some strange reason (possibly to liven up the rules) they also have knackers.

I have recently started work on my orky Battlewawgon.... the first thing i've ever converted properly... it looks all right so far surprisingly....

well done, have a gold star.
I started my Inquisitor...

Thanks. You do now realise i want a gold star cos otherwise i'll be really upset and i'll throw and stuff at you. So go on, hand it over!

There you go.

Thanks

Brandishes happily

Now I feel left out.

There you go, you can have one too!
*Hands Salem a nice shiny *

Aaaaaaaargh! It burns! It burns! Thanks.

Has anyone heard anything about the new Chaos Codex?

Well, there's gonna' be more Daemons in it, and I've heard a rumour that Chaos Space Marines are becoming even more powerful (boo! ) but will cost a lot more (Yay! ).

Erm, and there's supposed to be a new leggy vehicle in production soon.....

new daemons as published in White Dwarf are poor.
Bloodletters are beared up majorly, strength 5, they get a 3+ armour save (though not invunerable) aswell as their normal 5+ invunerable, have power weapons and must charge any units close to them!!!
Though they are 26 points each.

Horrors, on the other hand are POO.
With basically the same combat prowess of a Tau, they have been turned into a shooty Daemon. What's the point in shooty daemons!?!!?
they are 17 points for normal magical flames hits on 4's strength 4.
or upgraded to flamers, that at 23 points have doombolt.

And one thing I've noticed, marks of nurgle give the bearer +1 toughness, so why (in both present and new rules) are the Great Unclean Ones no more tough than the other greater Daemons???

The new fast attack for Tzeentch - the screamers - are cool though, I'll get as many as possible. Oh, wait, I'm doing a Thousand Sons Army, I won't have any more points left...
...I hope they don't make a mess of the Thousand Sons rules...

You do niddies though don't you? And then Feral Orks..... apparantly....

Have you played against the new demons??? The flamers are not to be taken lightly.
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but still!!! SHOOTY DAEMONS! It just doesn't go.
But then again in a Thousand Sons army they'd be useful, even more to do in the shooting phase...

(yes I do Nids and then Orks, but I still have a Tzeentch army that will still be used...)

But then surely the shootiness of thousand sons would benefit from at least one decent combat unit..?

yeah, I'll just use a combatty Lord and take a lot of the new screamers...

Bring it on!