h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hope there is a town called Delivery, otherwise we'd be forced to become rovers.

We also need to make sure it's Food Delivery and not Paper Delivery or something.

Or Baby Delivery, that would be awful. I don't eat babies.

Babies? I can't imagine I'd like to try eating one of those.

We'll just have to stay away from that town. Make sure we end up in Food Delivery.

you were saying?

Damn, I just saved the conversation

Don't worry about it. This conversation is unstoppable.

Yoho! Arthbard! You're back!

Who was that who was here?
I didn't quite understand whether he/she wanted to come in or not.

I don't know. He doesn't seem to be online right now. If he wants to join in, maybe he'll be back later.

Didn't seem very pleased to have subscribed - maybe he decided he doesn't want to live in Food Delivery after all. Maybe we should mention that we're talking about Junk Food Delivery. And that Greengrocer is miles away.

Possibly. Or he could have been confused and thought we were moving Baby Delivery. Maybe we'll never know. Or maybe we will. One or the other.

He hasn't unsubscribed, so maybe we will or maybe we won't.

Moving or moving to?

Moving Baby Delivery...Like...Moving it out of the way...You know...



I don't make typos...

Maybe he wants to have Baby Delivery to himself.

Well, we can move Baby Delivery over to wherever he wants it, then.

Don't tell him where Adoption is, we might change our minds. We might wake up one morning and find we have changed into baby devourers. Not very likely, I know, but you never know.

Yes, it's better to be on the safe side. Just in case.

It might be contagious, that's what I meant.

Ok. So that's setteled then. Junk Food Delivery. Any idea where it is?

Well, it's...Er...I think maybe...

Hmm...What did we ever do with that map with the Jack Daniels ring on the back?

Now, let me think... we were in the liquor cabinet... Roadkill showed up talking about fags at some point... and then...

No idea.