A Conversation for Inferno's Chaotic Regime
I'm heeeeeeerrrrrrrrr.
Mr. Cyde: The Tearer and Master of Bad Jokes. Started conversation Dec 17, 2001
The significant owl hoots in the night.
Ok i'm here to inlist in this great evil work to be done. My qualifications are: 26 years of lying, stealing (lines), back biting, robbing, plundering, pruning bushes (of many small villages), raping many horses and riding off on many more women. I have also seen the exorcist 137 times and it keeps getting funnier every time I see it... So what do you think? Do you think I'm qualified?
If accepted... I promise to bring fear and terror to the hearts of all men, women, and small furry creatures form Alpha Centauri. I will follow where ever my one wandering eye wishes to go. Finally; I will ensure a three day weekend for all postal workers. Oh... And I supose I'll do you're bidding when my schedule allows.
Yours respestfully (but with no small ammount of saliva) Mr. Cyde.
Ps. I can stand on my head.
Pps. I know which way the wind is blowing.
Ppps. He said through clinched teeth.
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Inferno Posted Dec 17, 2001
Lessee, how does this edit thing work again?
Couple of points. First, this is a chaotic regime, not an evil one. So works of evil, while cool, are not necessarily qualifications. At least, they are no more qualifications that works of good. =)
Still, we are accepting all applicants at this time, so sure, you're in.
Second point. You didn't ask for a title. So, until such time as you request one, you'll be known as the Tearer.
And possibly after such time, too.
Inferno, Chaos Incarnate.
I'm heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrE. Happy now?
Mr. Cyde: The Tearer and Master of Bad Jokes. Posted Dec 18, 2001
Hello Marthter...
Add this to my line (if you please). Evil master of bad jokes and all arround nasty not nice guy.
Thanx Mr. Cyde
Ps. give my love to Minty.
Pps. Give my love to Angua.
Ppps. forget those two. Give my love to my olde flame.
I'm heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrE. Happy now?
Mr. Cyde: The Tearer and Master of Bad Jokes. Posted Dec 20, 2001
There's something inexplickably eeeeearry about being "welcomed" by another Evil being... I like it. (he said in hushed whisperring tomes close to your ear. with only a minimum of saliva trickleing down his toung.)
I AM REBORN!!! I was an anyoing little cuss who shal not be named (suficeth to say i was a missionarry for TCotTB). But I have turned to the NAIL SIDE!!! HA HA Ha Ha ha ha. I just want to be evil now thats all.
Mr. Cyde
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- 1: Mr. Cyde: The Tearer and Master of Bad Jokes. (Dec 17, 2001)
- 2: Inferno (Dec 17, 2001)
- 3: Mr. Cyde: The Tearer and Master of Bad Jokes. (Dec 18, 2001)
- 4: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Dec 19, 2001)
- 5: Mr. Cyde: The Tearer and Master of Bad Jokes. (Dec 20, 2001)
- 6: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Dec 20, 2001)
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