h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

why rotund women and girls can pull on tight t-shirts and jeans and then wear flip-flops:
they can't bend enough to tie their shoe laces or pull on other shoes.
Which shouldn't keep them from wearing Birkies or loafers, which can be applied with one of them long shoe horns.

Their jeans are so tight that they walk like robots, anyway, and adding the scuffing motion of trying to keep the flip-flops on their feet with every other step probably hurts their backs...


But what I still can't understand is how cowgirls, like at rodeos and line dance bars, can put on tight clothes and tight cowboy boots while these less than active types, who apparently are only going to the mall, can't?

I will never understand everything.
Like these idiots at work who wear houseshoes into the plant (a place where you are supposed to wear steel toes at all times BECAUSE IT IS A DANGEROUS PLACE) and then change into worn-out cheap work boots when they get to their locker. They claim they have to wear the houseshoes because THEIR FEET HURT. When I point out that the worn-out cheap crap they creep around in for 10 hours is probably the reason, they say they are not going to pay for more expensive footwear, nor are they going to replace it more often becausee they aren't going to wear it anywhere else and if the company wants them to wear better footwear, it should provide it.... yadayada

So, they are like those foot soldiers in the Hitchhiker book.

I mean, the damn houseshoes are dangerous to drive in, walk through the plant in, and the damn worn-out footwear doesn't do anything for them, particularly after 10 hours ON THEIR FEET, so...

Maybe I haven't figure out anything.

Back to the Phaistos Disk...
at least that's fun...