h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A tom cat is a fully grown male cat that goes around spraying urine on his territory, jumping on queens (female cats) whenever he gets the chance and often disappears for days on end doing....your guess is as good as mine. I'm not entirely sure if this describes Evilclaw as he may have been spayed...

Maybe this terminology is britspeak?

no...I know what a tom cat is...

well, he has fathered a child....and now he´s supposed to take care of that child....

...but it´s a long time since I last saw little Sporkocattus Redclawius...

You're right queen. I haven't done much either. And evil helped create sporky when he was still only a kitten which was remarkable....since the sporkyflap was installed i think sporkocattus has been more or less coming and going on his own......Maybe we should check on him?

I'm an anthro cat. I have control over my baser instinct... well. Sorta. I think. ... Maybe.

'control over your baser instinct' except when you're That's the last time I let myself be seduced by a kitten...

Me seduce you? Thats not the way i remember it.

Claw: I thought you were still suffering amnesia...

EC: Exactly. Plus i don't drink so how'd i get ?

A neat little story if ever I heard one.

There I was, falling asleep, reading 'The Glorious Battles of Mysterious Plastic Sporkers, when this kitten jumped on me. I sort of went a bit ga ga. And I remember saying YES, this'll be special and new for me. Then I woke up and I saw a kitten's tail disappearing round the corner. I can't really explain it. but when I woke up I felt kind of pregnant

Aha! But what color was the kitten? Hmm?

was it teal and blue?

well it all happenned so fast. It could have been black, tabby, ginger, white, or anything in between. So what colour are you Evil, purple? I'm sorry but I know it was you because this kitten had a shaved forhead, which was tatooed with the words, I AM EVILCLAW/

Even the US Supreme court would accept that kind of evidence

*shaves fur off of head* *looks in mirror* The only tattoo i have tattoed on my forehead is a picture of a paiting of a image file of a icon of my head: http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum//index.php?showuser=312