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Short definition of computer
Researcher 43690 Started conversation Jun 4, 1999
Device designed to increase blood pressure.
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nooper Posted Jul 7, 2000
Another few definitions:
Device (if running windows) desinged to spread viruses.
Device (if running *nix) desinged to make you read manuals endlessly.
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Simon the Frog (Ribbit) Posted Oct 20, 2000
Device (if running Windows 2000) designed to spread viruses while you're reading all those manuals.
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Researcher 219823 Posted May 4, 2003
Device (if using Win ME) designed to get you used to waiting patiently while staring at clouds.
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TAFKAR2 Posted May 4, 2003
Device (if using Windows at all) designed to confuse you by have a new kind every year or so.
Why have they always put the Turn-Off instruction under 'Start'?
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