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things i've learned this weekend
egon Started conversation Aug 1, 2004
1) Birmingham New Street station gets very busy just after 6.00 when the cricket's at Edgbaston
2) Pizza Hut in Worcester has free ice cream
3) Worcestershire cricketers Gareth Batty and Andrew Hall are both genuinely nice, affable chaps.
4) Gil scott-Heron's "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" is a cracking album.
5) Nathan Dumelow, the Derbyshire cricketer, is shit.
6) The rest of the Derbyshire team aren't much better
7) You can get a really nice wallet from BHS for eight quid
8) Coffee Republic don't do Raspberry iced tea
9) Tobias Linderoth has left Everton
10) F***ing Busted have knocked the Streets off Number 1.
11) I can only think of ten things I've learned this weekend.
things i've learned this weekend
Odo Posted Aug 1, 2004
Have you been lazing around in New Road cricket ground recently then?
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Alfredo Marquez Posted Aug 1, 2004
and the responses to what you've learned
1)No s**t
2)Isn't that a nationwide promotion?
3)How d'you know?
4)Fair enough
5)See number 1
6)See number 1
7)Must remember that
8)Ok
9)Copenhagen, i believe
10)B***ards!!
things i've learned this weekend
egon Posted Aug 1, 2004
I was indeed getting very tanned at new Road today, and I know that batty and Hall are affable chaps, as they were taking it in turns to field on our boundary, and spent most of the time chatting to spectators, and infuriating the stewards by signing stuff for children who climbed over the fence to get to them.
Oh,a nd I forgot to mention that I inadvertantly hit the Worcestershire bowler Nadeem malik in the shoulder with my shoulder when he was wandering vaguely around the Basil D'Oliveira stand, and so was i.
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egon Posted Aug 1, 2004
No, he was, but he was number 11 in the batting order and Smith and Leatherdale were still in.
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egon Posted Aug 1, 2004
He said he'd lost one of his batting gloves and he was off to his car to try and find it. Someone sitting nearby questioned whether it would make much difference.
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egon Posted Aug 1, 2004
He didn't. We only lost seven wickets. Ended with Hall and Kabir hitting 22 off the last over- and only five of them were Hall. Malik didn't bat, and neither did Rhodes. We won by 111 runs.
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egon Posted Aug 1, 2004
Aye. And there's a good bar in the new Basil D'Oliveira stand, which charges over four quid for a double Southern Comfort, Lime and lemonade.
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egon Posted Aug 1, 2004
double southern comfort, get it right.
My Dad was buying, so i didn't care.
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egon Posted Aug 1, 2004
oh, two things I missed off my list:
Worcestershire keeper Steve Rhodes is exactly the same weight as me, but 11 inches shorter.
BBC Radio Derby's Cricket reporter drives a 2002 Renault 106.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 2, 2004
Things I learned this weekend:
1. I know absolutely nothing about cricket.
2. I'm strangely glad that I know absolutely nothing about cricket.
3. I'm heavier than 90% of the hootooers.
4. I'm strangely unconcerned that I'm heavier than 90% of the hootooers.
5. Egon is often entertainment on legs.
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Mu Beta Posted Aug 2, 2004
1) Birmingham New Street station gets very busy just after 6.00 when the cricket's at Edgbaston
Birmingham New Street is _always_ busy. Even at 2am
2) Pizza Hut in Worcester has free ice cream
So does every Pizza Hut in the country, muppet.
3) Worcestershire cricketers Gareth Batty and Andrew Hall are both genuinely nice, affable chaps.
That's because they don't get paid footballers' wages
4) Gil scott-Heron's "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" is a cracking album.
I doubt it very much
5) Nathan Dumelow, the Derbyshire cricketer, is shit.
All of Derbyshire are shit. They gained something of a reputation for it last year.
6) The rest of the Derbyshire team aren't much better
See. Told you.
7) You can get a really nice wallet from BHS for eight quid
Only if you're tight and don't mind the nasty smell of fake leather.
8) Coffee Republic don't do Raspberry iced tea
Poofter.
9) Tobias Linderoth has left Everton
And I'm sure you're gutted.
10) F***ing Busted have knocked the Streets off Number 1.
And I've told you before to stop f**king Busted.
11) I can only think of ten things I've learned this weekend.
12) Egon isn't very witty when making lists.
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Number Six Posted Aug 3, 2004
4) is true. *And* his Dad played a couple of games for Celtic. First black player in Scotland, or something. He was known as the Black Arrow, I think.
But I'm very vague at this time of the morning.
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- 5: Alfredo Marquez (Aug 1, 2004)
- 6: egon (Aug 1, 2004)
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