h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's very hot in Sunderland. So I've pruned my beard from a monstrosity bordering on bushy down to a discreet goatee, and had my hair slashed down to a Number 2 on top, and number 1 back and sides.

I'm trying to get my hair back to mullet length before my mate's fancy dress party... It's harder than cutting it.

I had a Mullet/Ming the Merciless beard combo for a bit for a laugh. Then I went to Swansea on the piss, needless to say my mullet was gone by the time I returned. It is said that no mullet may leave south wales !

**makes sure hair is trimmed**

B

It must be so cool to be able to just chop your hair off when its hot and know it'll be back to "normal" by the time it gets cooler...

...my hair is just below my shoulderblades now and I shudder at the thought of even getting an inch taken off it...it's taken me so long to grow it out...

For those of you who've seen photos of, or met, me before, here's what I look like without hair (top left)- http://www.geocities.com/maltloaf_98/morehair.html