h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

on the grounds that i was walking past allsports and couldn't help noticing that the current Italy football shirt is the most stylish football shirt since Inter Milan's in the 1950s.

So I went in and bought one, and they were giving away free umbro sunglasses with every football shirt bought. Even the football shirts (like this one) that weren't umbro.

Problem is, the sunglasses, which are quite nice, aren't going to be any use at all as I need prescription lenses. Unfortunately I can't find my prescrip[tion shades anywhere, so when it's sunny I'll have to just stick these ones on and squint.

Oh, and how long have Allsports plastic bags been pink? I mean bright, shocking, almost luminous pinK!

I am relieved to know that you will be stylish on your next date.

the next date is tomorrow night, by the way, everyone.

A pub and restaurant non the seafront being the venue (s)

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One slight problem with the Italian football shirt, is that it was designed to accentuate the six-packs and muscles of Italian soccer players. Now, I'm no Paolo Maldini, so mine just accentuates my ribcage and my nipples.

*sniggers*

I love my Leeds shirt. Built to disguise Mark Viduka's secret pie basket...

That would be the extra extra large one then?

Yup. Can get a whole 4 pack of Steak and Kidney, plus a few bottles of Fosters in that shirt.