A Conversation for Cheese, Why It's Better Than You And Everything Else
cheese eh?
esoteric epigram Started conversation Jun 11, 2002
how do you know cows don't believe in god?
cheese eh?
Hybrid vortex -With teeth Posted Dec 24, 2002
Why would cows believe in 'God' when technically in Hinduism they are little moo moo chicken Gods.
cheese eh?
Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Jan 7, 2003
Hang on if cows are god's and they don't believe in god's surely that would cause a deification crisis and a subsequent vortex of self atheistic none existence of cows?
Then there would be no cows to dibelieve their own existence,
This would in turn cause cows to re-emerge into the space time continuum.
And pop back out again, with the net result that cows would either:
a) Constantly be in existential flux and blinking in and out of the universe. Causing severe burger shortages and the periodic non-existance of macDonalds (BONUS), or
b) Unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum.
Oh and yes. I'M back.
If anyone remembers me.
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cheese eh?
Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) Posted Jan 9, 2003
So err... no-one then.
Young wipper-snappers...mumble mumble.
(is wipper-snappers a hyphenate???)
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- 1: esoteric epigram (Jun 11, 2002)
- 2: plastic lemming (Dec 24, 2002)
- 3: Hybrid vortex -With teeth (Dec 24, 2002)
- 4: Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) (Jan 7, 2003)
- 5: Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round) (Jan 9, 2003)
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