This is the Message Centre for fords - number 1 all over heaven

Alas, poor Derek

Post 21

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Death gives me the 'orn... smiley - biggrin


Alas, poor Derek

Post 22

Milla, h2g2 Operations

Poor smiley - hsif

The new fish can't be called 2legs surely? It won't have any! NoLegs would be more appropriate? Shirley?

smiley - towelMilla


Alas, poor Derek

Post 23

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired

Traveller in Time smiley - tit submerging
"How about twoeggssmiley - biggrin?"


Alas, poor Derek

Post 24

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Why 'twoeggs', TiT? smiley - erm


Alas, poor Derek

Post 25

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired

Traveller in Time smiley - tit observing his own fish bowl
"Fish lay eggs, not legs. (smiley - ok perhaps more then two, want some swordtails ?)"


Alas, poor Derek

Post 26

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

He'd better bloody not lay eggs! smiley - yikes


Alas, poor Derek

Post 27

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Yeah, cos we thought Derek might have been a girrul for a while - then we realised what the stuff hanging from his back end really was...


Alas, poor Derek

Post 28

Vestboy

Ah! I see! Girls don't wear morning suits.


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